The Xylophone Corporation 

The name of the massively successful merchandising company that grants consumers the power to fight nicotine addiction.

“Hey did you get the new wave 2 Xylophone Corporation shirt?” “Yeah, I love the amazing design and I quit vaping 3 weeks ago!”

The Xylophone Corporation is the new company that is sweeping the nation and is also responsible for the Xylophone family of products.

The Xylophone Corporation by Father Xylophone October 7, 2019

Magic Xylophone 

1. A question about a detail of a fictional story that is so trivial, the people who wrote said story certainly did not think about it.

2. A question asked about a fictional story by someone who is overly focused on the literal happenings of the plot instead of its themes, emotional affect, etc.

Taken from a Simpsons episode where a nerd inquires about the physics of a cartoon cat’s rib cage being played like a xylophone

1. “ In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is a magic xylophone, or something? Ha ha, boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.”

2. “I mean, I just don’t understand how there can be explosions in space in Star Wars when there’s no oxygen...”

“Shut up dude, stop talking about Magic Xylophones”

Magic Xylophone by RollinNollin November 3, 2020

xylophonious

The adjective describing the character trait of making high pitch noises. Often when upset or excited.

"eeeeeeeee" said Neora
"stop being so xylophonious!" said Aliza

xylophonious by james jane jamison March 21, 2022

xylophone that bitch 

The sexual act of pugilising a partner with ones penis consecutively from head to toe.

Deem batads gave me bam fu Tanzipans in mah Panzimans!

Damn, Imma xylophone that bitch!

xylophone that bitch by Steve Klug March 30, 2009

Xylophone sex 

When you take a mallot from a xylophone and shove it up your own ass, or having someone else shove it up your ass, or just going off on the stick.

Dude I totally had some extreme xylophone sex by myself last night.

Xylophone sex by Awesome729 January 8, 2010

Xylophone Sex 

to line up five or more females by either height or pitch of their voice, and proceed to bent them over and have the most amazing Xylophone Sex ever. (if done right they all will make a different sound during the Xylophone Sex)

Jim: dude i just had some great Xylophone Sex in the band hall!
Bob: holy shit man!

Xylophone Sex by Sam-the-Weatherman May 26, 2015

Xylophone Buggery

Anal Sex with the use of a Xylophone or Xylophone sticks.

She buggered herslef in the ass with the hard round ball at the end of the xylophone stick.

Xylophone Buggery by RandyL October 17, 2003