Xylophone 

The xylophone is a sexual act in which a female braces herself in the table (or crab) posistion, and her male partner repeatedly strikes her naked body with his erect phallus. It is customary, but not necesary, for the female to replicate xylophone sounds with her mouth or anus in accordance with the location of the phallic strikes.

If two men do this at the same time to one woman, it is known as a duet.

Also, instead of being in the crab posistion, the parter on the receiving end of the strikes could just lay on the edge of a bed or table.

I went and divorced my wife after I found out she got the xylophone from Fransico Elson.

Xylophone by jaypeddie December 26, 2007

Xylophone 

When a man picks up a skinny girl at the bar then take her to a hotel then after master bating strike her rib cage with your penis

Man She made me do the xylophone but then she ended up with bruses.

Xylophone by Jfkfjrjdjjfjfjffmfjfjrj February 10, 2015

xylophone 

When you slap your dick on your partner’s ribcage mimicking a xylophone instrument

Why do I have to put an example every time? If you wanna see what it is just wake up at 3AM and go to your moms room and watch me xylophone her

xylophone by LaddyDaddy January 8, 2022

Xylophone 

Xylophone ("xai-lo-phone") is a slur used against all members of the lgbtq+ community. This is one of the most commonly used slurs against homosexual poeple.

Jeremy is so gay, hes a xylophone!

Xylophone by gabygabgabgaby July 24, 2022

Xylophone 

Xylophone is a slang term that my friend made up blah blah blah (credits to wolf!!!!) and it means “i donʼt know”

“hey have you ever watched a livestream of your uncle going to federal prison??”
“Xylophone man.”

Xylophone by viqix. February 19, 2024

Xylophone 

a musical instrument played by striking a row of wooden bars of graduated length with one or more small wooden or plastic beaters.

You play the Xylophone very well, Jeff Bezos

Xylophone by SoberB*tch March 2, 2025

Xylophone abs 

When a man (or woman) has such toned abs that you could pick up a mallet and play them like a xylophone.

Blythe: Man that guy has such great abs!

Sarah: Yea, I could look at those xylophone abs all day...

Xylophone abs by Qwassie November 16, 2013