Womanure 

The exact stench of the lady's restrooms in all walmarts. And also the upstairs bathroom at most underfunded juniorhighs. Similar to the stink of outhouses, but covored up with the smell of cheap pink liquid soap, perfume and scented tampons.

It's fucking ridiculous.

*runs out covoring face*
"FUCK it REEKS in there!"

"Like what? Cheap air fresheners?"

"NO! Like...like....WOMANURE!!" *retch*

Womanure by Janice Booterman July 1, 2009

Womannerisms 

Effeminate or womanly traits and mannerisms displayed by a man. Typically found in less than masculine males but not limited there unto.
IE: Hands on hips, Using flat irons habitually, lisping, womanly sway while walking.

"Tom has his womannerisms on full blast today!"

"Man John, turn down those womannerisms or we're never getting laid!"

Masculine men may be cited for displaying Womannerisms and chastized accordingly by their friends.

Womannerisms by MTizzleHizzle December 19, 2008

womanar 

Woman's cheat detector. It is the way your girl friend know that you are seeing another woman.

My wife got class A womanar.

womanar by Chinnawat January 30, 2008

Womanterpret 

The female equivalent of mansplaining.

When a woman selectively takes a statement from a man, twists it to something that wasn't said, and then slings it back at the man in an accusatory or confrontational manner.

In other words, hearing only what she wants to hear or seeing only what she wants to see, creating a new narrative based on that selective hearing/sight, and then arguing against that self-created narrative.

"I said that I forgot to pick up the milk when I went grocery shopping, and she womanterpreted it to mean that I didn't care enough about her feelings to listen to what she says."

"I said 'can you pass the stapler' to Becca and she womanterpreted it to mean that I was oppressing her with my hyper-masculinity by treating her as less than human and expecting her to do my bidding."

Womanterpret by Timey-wimey stuff January 10, 2017

womanese 

A woman's way of blowing smoke up your ass,sort of like how politicans or executives talk to lower ranked or working class people,a way of telling you something without telling you.

Guy:what are you doing on Saturday? Girl:I'm really busy all weekend I have to check my schedule. In reality she doesn't want nothing to do with him,but she's being nice about it.That's what womanese is.

womanese by John Hitchner May 12, 2007

womaneering 

Any activity that is done by women, that has absolutely no purpose and no positive benefit to humanity, but is defended as purposeful and beneficial by those women doing it.

Tracy co-led a woman's tree-knitting seminar, and her friend Sally had been making vagina finger-hats to protest the tampon tax.

So they were womaneering?

Yep.

womaneering by AntiSuffragette July 19, 2017

womanese 

An ancient, deceptive art of the female tongue which aims to confuse and entrap men into a false comfort through a cunning ability that allows a woman to say exactly the opposite of she really means.

Actual Words: "No. It's ok. You can go out drinking with your buddies. I don't mind."

Womanese Translation: "I swear to god if you walk out of that door you're not getting sex for at least a month."

womanese by judochop November 12, 2007