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wifeing championships 

1. To turn down any and all requests to go out and have a good time with friends because you have to stay home with your significant other.

2. The act of cutting yourself off from the rest of the world at the request of your significant other.

The term applies whether your partner is a girlfriend, fiancé, wife, or just a cutty buddy.
Nick – Yo Daz, you want to catch a drink and watch the game tonight?
Dillon – Nah, I’m competing in the Wifeing Championships.
Nick – Really? C’mon you ain’t been out in like weeks, don’t you already have like 3 championship rings by now?
Dillon – Yeah, but now it’s game 7 tonight, cause it’s the season finale of Gray’s Anatomy.
Nick – Your stuff’s weak. Wizzeak!
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whereafter farting in the general vicinity of another person you procede to wave the stank from your anus towards their face.
no example needed
wafting by Anonymous April 22, 2003

Mad-Wafting

When your vagina is so intoxicating that the guy falls asleep before having sex.
He put his head in my lap and I started Mad-Wafting him and he started snoring loudly.
Mad-Wafting by Df1434 December 5, 2021
The olfactory phenomenon that occurs when a woman who neglects her personal hygiene chooses to use "natural" sea sponge tampons or nothing whatsoever to staunch her mentstrual flow.
Everyone noticed the smell of Jodi's rank menstrual ooze wafting throughout the room during the staff meeting.
wafting by SmellPatrol July 21, 2010

wafting session 

a interval of time where one wafts
the car drove by and i had a wafting session
wafting session by hank jim August 8, 2010

wifing style

Woman that cares about a man and is sexually available to him. A Filipina.
Hey Joe, you wanna see my sister? She has a good wifing style.
wifing style by HovnoHovno February 17, 2017
The action of wasting entire days under a quilt or wilt
"I spent all day wilting it on the sofa"
wilting by dvoid March 12, 2005