cuddy wifter 

A left-handed person. Old English slang.

He's not right-handed, he's a cuddy wifter.

cuddy wifter by junky January 31, 2005

wifty 

Adjective, origin unknown. Flaky, space-cadet, but in a *nice* way. Not generally used outside the Philadelphia PA region.

That wifty chick went out on her lunch hour and bought roses, but forgot to cash her paycheck!

wifty by Sharon Ann September 25, 2005

Wifter

The Wifter is a small joint, opposit to a Bifter. Wifters are often rolled by begginers or pussyoles.

Rah boy i aint smoking no Wifter, I wanna get thrust!

Check this manz rolled some next Wifter.

Wifter by Ricky Allsop June 21, 2008

Wifther 

Wifther: Who gave birth to her son and her own grandchild with her own son.

Strange: I'm a Wifther

Wifther by Sakurakage March 30, 2021

wifting 

The male equivalent of queefing.
An fart-like occurence from the penis.
Caused by a vacuum-like intake of air, usually when a foreign object is inserted in the jap's eye.

An example of wifting would be an emission of wind from the penis during an act like "One Man One Screwdriver."

"Did you see that man shove a screwdriver up his cock? Imagine the wifting..."
"Excuse me, did you just wift??"
"FS, you're such a wifter."
"What was that noise?!" "Sorry, I wifted."

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wifting by Mierney June 6, 2010

golly-wifter

Someone Who is Left-Handed;
Used Before 1900 AD, in Lincolnshire & East Yorkshire.
Thought to be from an either Norse, or Old English Root.

" He lost his right arm in a war, so he had to become a Golly-Wifter "

golly-wifter by Cyril Squirrel April 8, 2007

wifto 

moron, or dummy

Jimmy is such a wifto, he ran into his house with his car because he thought he had it in reverse.

wifto by jbatl October 8, 2008