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Strategic Whiffing 

A term used in the hit E-Sport game, Rocket league, for strategically missing the ball in a way that allows your teammates to not feel bad about how inadequate they are and how good you are.
My buddy James will never know he only made that shot because I decided that strategic whiffing the ball would improve his day.
Strategic Whiffing by ProjectA July 19, 2019
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The male equivalent of queefing.
An fart-like occurence from the penis.
Caused by a vacuum-like intake of air, usually when a foreign object is inserted in the jap's eye.

An example of wifting would be an emission of wind from the penis during an act like "One Man One Screwdriver."
"Did you see that man shove a screwdriver up his cock? Imagine the wifting..."
"Excuse me, did you just wift??"
"FS, you're such a wifter."
"What was that noise?!" "Sorry, I wifted."

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wifting by Mierney June 6, 2010
An Irish and freckly boy. He may seem like a bitch at first, but he grows to be the best son of a gun you would meet. He is very sexy, and may be somewhat of a ginger. However, unlike gingers, he will steal your heart, not your soul.

Wiffins are very rare, and the name is usually a derivative from Wesley and Griffin. They are very talented, and funny. However, they may also be very stupid, and very annoying.
Look at that ginger who just stole my heart! Tis a Wiffin!

That boy is irish and seems like a bitch
no, dude, he's the best son of a gun ever.
oh, it's wiffin.
Wiffin by jazzyfun October 24, 2010

wifing style

Woman that cares about a man and is sexually available to him. A Filipina.
Hey Joe, you wanna see my sister? She has a good wifing style.
wifing style by HovnoHovno February 17, 2017
Rich Monteleone was on tonight, all the opposing batters were whiffing.
whiffing by Matthew Pryce July 22, 2006
used to explain were your friends (males) are when they should be out drinking with you
Bill - hey wheres ken?
Jack - aw he's wifing it tonight.
Bill - nob.
wifing it by yeha December 9, 2007

Woffing Vagina 

When a girl opens her legs and the smell from her vagina saturates the room.
she had a woffing vagina when she spread open her legs.
Woffing Vagina by Hotdog Xansabar September 24, 2016