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a well structured nose.
nostrils are in perfect postion
no boogers coming out.
"did you get your nose done?"
"no"
"oh. you have a naturally nice whomper"
whomper by jambamarker October 19, 2008
Nickname for a BK Whopper
"You tryna get some whompers?"
"Yeah, but I wont dat impossiwhomper wit cheez dogg"
Whomper by biggrrsausage December 19, 2021
Similar to a country bumpkin a whomper is a loud obnoxious sometimes rowdy person known to be silly making jokes and causing a scene. Most likely comes from a smaller town, lower class and have a simple job and means of life.
Those jolly whompers in Slayton, MN are always hanging out around the bar never having a place they need to be.
Whomper by Book nerd March 21, 2023
Relating to the word "Whomp" but in the form of a physical being. When there are no other words that could possibly summarize how much energy and joy a thing/person drains from you.
"I really thought I was gonna enjoy Evil Dead Rise, but it ended up being a total whomper!"

"Jim wouldn't shut the fuck up about his dad during the party, that dude is a total whomper."
Whomper by BorgGlorger January 15, 2024
A very very overweight person. This guy makes a sumo wrestler look like a supermodel.
Eric: Wow look at that whomper .
Shawn: Geez, he has his own gravitational pull.
whomper by Xondo March 28, 2024

Whomper-dank 

noun: referring to male's penis
verb: interacting in a sexual activity as a male
She loves my whomper-dank. I whomper-danked that hoe last night.
Whomper-dank by Jef-hof-fayah November 1, 2011