Wet Lettuce 

When someone has their personality rapidly taken from them and does everything their girlfriend asks.

And then they start lieing about where there going with elaborate tales cos they're scared they will get beaten up

Dim: Where's Veitch tonight?
Donz: He said he was comin but his bird rang and he quickly disappeared.

Jack: WHAT A FUCKIN WET LETTUCE!
#moist vegetable#lap dog#Jake Veitch #imissmyjakeveitch

Wet Lettuce by MegRoe October 19, 2018

Wet Lettuce 

When someone has their personality rapidly taken from them and does everything their girlfriend asks.

And then they start lieing about where there going with elaborate tales cos they're scared they will get beaten up

Dim: Where's Pete tonight?
Donz: He said he was comin but his bird rang and he quickly disappeared.

Jack: WHAT A FUCKIN WET LETTUCE!
#moist vegetable#lap dog#Pete #imissmySteph
#lettuce#vegetable#lap dog#Pete

Wet Lettuce by MegRoe December 6, 2019

Wet Lettuce 

A wet lettuce is someone from the West of Ireland who's moved south slightly in the past few years. They were playful and joyous during their childhood (which was sometimes captured on camera).

Kelly, you fucking wet lettuce.

Wet Lettuce by Jeff Malone March 24, 2020

Wet lettuce 

Someone called Peter who wears his headset all the time

Peter is such a wet lettuce, look at his wimpy headphones

Wet lettuce by Muscualr Crab December 8, 2023

Wet the Lettuce 

Wet the lettuce means a female wetting her vagina lips to mimic a lettuce getting wet. Usually, it's never used much, but only in times when one is drunk.

"Hey, Kyle, i'm just going to wet the lettuce" - "Oh, fuck me, Trish! I didn't want to know that".

Wet the Lettuce by Wet teh lettuce lettice letice September 28, 2013