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weapon of gas destruction 

A very pungent, very volatile, evil-smelling fart that can possibly cause nearby people to lose their willpower.

Can be easily caused by a person eating too much food that gives gas.
I am so fucking pissed off! I totally ruined my relationship with that girl because while I was dancing with her at the senior prom, I let out an uncontrollable weapon of gas destruction that left her and other couples in total disarray and dismay!

weapon of ass destruction

What your ass becomes after eating an IHOP broccoli & cheese omelet for breakfast, a Burrito Supreme from Taco Bell for lunch and White Castle sliders & beer for dinner
you need to register that weapon of ass destruction after chowing-down that entire tray of broccoli and cheese casserole after the bar last night

Weapon of mass destruction 

A weapon of mass destruction is a weapon that can fuck people up really bad such as that bomb dropped on Hiroshima.
Man 1: “Dude did you see that weapon of mass destruction that was dropped on Hiroshima? Do you think anyone survived?”
Man 2: “No one survived that. Everyone was fucking blown up!”

weapon of ass destruction

A large gas pass; the result of gassy foods
Mexican food, beans, chili, fried foods

weapon of mass destruction 

something that the US has plenty of and gives to iraq so that Bush has a reason to bomb iraq
USA gave weapons of mass ddestructio to Iraq so thay had a reason to bomb it