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to wax a girl is to shag her over the bonnet of a car
i waxed this girl on the way home from the pub on some chumps beemer
Waxing by P.Albone (Nox Noctics) October 6, 2003
While walking in the park one day, I waxed my johnny
waxing by GM July 30, 2003
Waxing is when a waiter/waitress/chef sneakily rubs a customer's food (such as a burger) between their ass cheeks and serves it to the customer. Usually is a result of a complicated order or rude customer.
Waiter: The guy who made this order is a total A$$hole, make sure to give his food a thorough waxing!

Chef:Will do!
Waxing by Jellontheinternet May 30, 2018
A wax is basically tape that you put on hairy parts and peel it of then hair comes of
Waxing
Waxing by XxbellaUAH June 27, 2021

waxing the yogurt maker

Yet another term for floggin' yer log, spankin' the monkey, ad infinitum...
He claimed he got caught up in looking for a book, but you could tell by his cramped right hand and wobbly knees that he'd been waxing the yogurt maker instead.
Can be used to refer to masturbating or to a person being stupid. (aka douching it)
Johnny was playing gta and waxing it hard.
waxing it by SHANAN3G3NMAK3Rs February 19, 2015