wampeter 

The pivot of a karass, around which the souls of the members of the karass revolve. From Kurt Vonnegut and the Books of Bokonon.

A karass has two wampeters at any time, one waxing and one waning.

wampeter by Mister Helpful July 20, 2008

Washermashen 

The practice of being involved in intercourse on top of a washing machine while the female mashes potatoes

Dude last night the misses and I tried doing a washermashen

Washermashen by Coliflairhoward July 18, 2016

Slissy Wasp 

Slissy Wasp is the worst thing you could ever be called!

Gavin called me a "Slissy Wasp" so I jumped off the trump tower

Slissy Wasp by eruka shit on u December 10, 2020

homework warped 

When you have done so much homework and/or reaserch you become mindless and emotionless, unable of proper socilization and communication.

I walked into the kitchen totaly homework warped.

homework warped by Taylor24 April 20, 2007

Wasp Soup 

Wasp Soup was the very first dish Sir Gordon Ramsay made while under the influence of crack.

Wasp soup is very yummy. Its nice and crunchy but also wet.

Wasp Soup by CrippledWheelchairMcDumDum August 2, 2020

Washed swimmers 

Pro Swimmers who have done goofed up so far.

Examples of Washed swimmers are

-Ryan Lochte bc of 2016 but sorta started to figure life out and sorta reedemed himself.
-Klete Keller because of January 6th.
-Connor Dwyer because of his stupidity of testosterone and getting banned.
-Shaine Casas because according to guys at the Texas pro group he’s an asshole also told a top recruit to not go to his former college out of spite.
-Yannick Angel because of his SA scandal
-Diver Jordan Windel because of texting an underage girl in that way.
-Brock Turner because of the incident at Stanford.
There’s probably more that’s all I remember so far.

Washed swimmers by S/he’s just a friend January 14, 2022

Flash Washer

A Flash Washer is someone in your office that briefly runs their hands (sometimes just fingers) under the water after using the restroom. Basically stating that their restroom activity did not warrant a soap and warm water hand washing.

I'm not eating anything that Donna brings to the pot luck on Thursday, she's a Flash Washer.

Flash Washer by GorgeousPC August 24, 2013