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Violently ugly 

where you see the girl and you find yourself cringing and twitching like you’re being punched in the stomach and shot repeatedly in the chest, all at the same time, and you eventually just kneel to the ground and start weeping ever so softly whispering “why me…” over and over again while you’re wondering what you did to deserve that treatment
Guy 1: Damn, I was so shitfaced drunk yesterday I dont even remember who I banged last night.

Guy 2: I saw her this morning man, she was violently ugly.
Violently ugly by Da Ankle January 1, 2012
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Violently American 

Something so AMERICAN you don't wanna end up in the same cell as it.
Wow that glazed-donut-bacon-cheeseburger is violently American!

I don't wanna fuck around with that.

Violently Drunk 

To get extremely intoxicated quickly and in a particularly aggressive manner, as if one 's life depends on getting as intoxicated as possible.
P1: "Did you hear what happened last night at the party?"
P2: "yeah, Pete got broken up with so he got violently drunk and fell off the roof"

Violently American Sex

Public sex between a man and a woman that involves the man screaming at the top of his lungs about how masculine he is
So I was in Tennessee the other day when I heard some screaming and I noticed it came from a couple having sex on the roof of their house. The man in the act was screaming shit like “YES!!!!!! GIVE IT TO ME!!!!! I AM THE MOST WORTHY OF SEX!!!!!! I NUKED AN ENTIRE CITY OUTTA EXISTENCE PISSED ON THE BODIES OF BAD PEOPLE I SHOT TO DEATH, AND I OWN MORE GUNS THAN THE AMOUNT OF BEERS YOU’VE HAD!!!! FUCK YEAH MATHAFUCKAS!!!!! And the woman was just there like “aww yeah I love that gimme more. They seemed to be having Violently American Sex

violently nice 

If something is so nice that you have the urge to destroy everything around you.
Jack: "Hey what the hell did you do to your room?"

Dustin: "Dude I saw something that was violently nice."

Violently Nice 

When describing your (best)friend to people who are trying to say she's mean or violent and know she's a great person but you somewhat agree that she has violent tendencies.
She's not mean, she's violently nice.
Violently Nice by veggie77 May 4, 2019

Violently friendly

When you are overbearingly nice to people in chance encounters with friends and strangers alike. This is more of a you need to be friends with in a passive aggressive way.
Friend A: Sara was being violently friendly with me yesterday and I wasn’t a fan.

Friend B: She probably didn’t mean it that way.