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Twittle Berry

An annoying dude who has nothing going on. Usually that annoying friend who you can't get to leave your house and who is always around when you dont want them to be. They are around you so much that they appear to be gay and has a thing for you. Someone who comes over and smells like death took a dump on them and then they rolled around in it, then want to stand over your shoulder.

Someone who is really lame and sucks at life.

That one friend that when you and your girlfriend are having a fight, they say their two cents and it makes the situation worse and then leaves.

A 40 year old man in a late 20's guy who dresses like a 60 year old man and has the common sense of a 15 year old.
I was at the store the other day and I ran into Twittle Berry!

Dude actin like Twittle Berry!

The Twittle Berry Clause

Dude, I call him Twittle Berry cause he's just so lame!

twittle dicking 

The act of wasting time or staling.
My husband and I are late for a wedding because we wont stop twittle dicking around.

twittle-twattle 

Twittle-Twattle noun. tattle, gabble vulgar

Twattle
TWAT'TLE, verb intransitive To prate; to talk much and idly; to gabble; to chatter; as a twattling gossip.

TWAT'TLE, verb transitive To pet; to make much of. Local.
Thanks you twittle-twattler!! Why don't you go twittle on someone else you twattler

Twittle Twattle 

A female dog's genitalia
Look at how big her Twittle Twattle is!!
Twittle Twattle by masteraustin March 17, 2010

Twittle-Dick

Leaders that have no business being leaders or any regard to anyone's regard other than their own.
Our managers are being twittle-dicks in regards to not telling us the store might be closing.
Twittle-Dick by BUCKIKBRONCO84 March 30, 2020

Twittle balls 

The act of a man dunking his testicles in glitter and slapping them against a canvas.
Picasso was praised for his use of twittle balls
Twittle balls by Squeaky tits April 16, 2020