Susan the Happy Trotting Elf 

Song about Susan Walker from British sitcom Coupling describing her.

Lyrics:

I'm Susan the happy trotting elf
I trot and trot and bounce and bounce
I smile a lot and that's what counts
I'm Susan, the happy trotting smile a lotting elf
I'm polite so just for clarity
When I'm cross, I say, "Apparent-LY!"
I'm Susan, the happy trotting smile a lotting elf

Susan the Happy Trotting Elf by skyiscool1 August 21, 2008

Globe-trotting 

To go all over the world

It's time i went home, iv'e had enough of Globe-trotting

Globe-trotting by Tahlia Schueren August 31, 2006

Globe-trotting 

The act of setting a certain extended time period that your penis is exclusively meant for getting head, usually done in a competition of sorts

I was globe-trotting last night against Chris and I owned him.

Globe-trotting by telluriding29 March 13, 2010

Bog trotting 

The act of promiscuous anal sex while the receiver has explosive diarrhea.

While out on an adventure, Van began exhibiting signs of having terrible diarrhea. Marshall decided to make the best of the situation and go bog trotting on Van.

Bog trotting by The Crackens ass September 15, 2016

finger trotting 

To rapidly fap your... Yes?

Mom: Where’s Abbie?
Sis: She’s In Her Room!
Mom: What’s She Doing In There...
Sis: She’s finger trotting!
Mom: She’s WHAT?!
Sis: What Do You Think?!
Mom: TMI!

finger trotting by Abigail Asher January 11, 2021

Leaf Trotting 

Covering ones self in glue and rolling in a leaf pile naked as to get covered in leaves and dance naked from a tree branch to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody

The neighbor took part in the local leaf trotting event filled with hippies from the local college

Leaf Trotting by Leafy gritty fish June 27, 2021

Bobby-Trotting 

Not approaching a situation or person due to fears of backlash.

“I don’t want people Bobby-Trotting around me because I’m their manager. That tells me I’m doing something wrong, which should encourage them to speak up more.”

“Don’t Bobby-Trot with me; just tell me straight-up.”

“People are Bobby-Trotting around me like I’ve done something.”

Bobby-Trotting by GOFFICIAL April 27, 2023