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Trombolese 

A state of spiritual fulfilment and enlightenment, freed from material desires.
"My love has got no money, he's got his trombolese
My love has got no power, he's got his trombolese

My love has got no fame, he's got his trombolese"

"I'm going to spend some time in the Himilayas to find my trombolese"

rusty trombone 

When a guy gets a rim job and a hand job at the same time from one person. Looks like the giver is playing a trombone...with a 'rusty', brown mouthpiece.
Carol introduced Bob to the rusty trombone when she stuck her tounge in his ass and tugged on his cock.
rusty trombone by Charlie Foxtrott September 12, 2009

loopy trombone 

Getting a blowjob from a drunk girl in a row boat.
After the party I took Tina out on the lake and she gave me a loopy trombone!
loopy trombone by rogue3 June 27, 2014
The act of ricocheting semen off a wall and into someone's mouth. Particularly effective on your mother.
Dude, your mum, Rhonda, just got trombonded off the dining room wall!
Trombond by i3umfunk July 11, 2010

trombone orchestra

A group of 4 or more men each simultaneously giving each other a rim job and wanking the other guy of in a circle.
I walked into this gay bar last night and it was horrible, the sound of a trombone orchestra was in the air and I quickly had to leave.
trombone orchestra by curswine April 22, 2009

trombone suicides 

A kick-ass trombone routine often done in front of large audiences
A line of trombone players stand with their feet shoulder-width apart
In the line, every other trombone player either moves their trombone up and to the left, or straight down.
The trombone player going to the left moves their trombone above the person's head, then they go back to the middle and the other trombones do the same thing
The trombone suicides were so awesome, one them almost got a concussion
trombone suicides by TRNT November 4, 2014