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Twitch Simp 

A moderator on twitch. They are the equivalent to a real-life simp. The Twitch Simp is so far up the streamers ass that they basically live in there. 90% of moderators are nonces.
In streamer Bateson87's chat, we asked for a simple xD in the chat, we were immediately timed out by a moderator.

"Listen Pal, I have no problem with 'xD' you can write it once or twice, but when you spam the whole chat with it. Then I have a problem with it." - Twitch Simp
Twitch Simp by giddlebeast April 5, 2020
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Twitch Slut 

Typically a thot who randomly decided to visit BestBuy and drop $800 on a new Dell desktop. A twitch slut usually plays competitive games that are most likely to have a large following (Counter Strike, Dota 2, League etc.).

Comfortable gaming attire is a must, so while playing she could be wearing anything from a bathing suit, bra & panties--to a casual corset. Basically anything to help them nimbly traverse their stripping pole while gaming.

Followers of twitch sluts generally consist of foreign men who want to dive in the world of western video games, teenage boys, and North American men in their 60s who type shit like "bb" and "u lik 2 get fucked by ur daddy I bet."

Twitch sluts are majoratively terrible at video games--but having large pools of followers --consequently the twitch slut paradox being born.

The old twitch streamer algorithm consisted of the following dynamic: skill + personality = popularity () But now with the influx of twitch sluts, equations relative to the formula: tits + tits = popularity.
Gosu1: "bro, went on twitch.tv this morning to watch some pros stream League."

Gosu2: "nice, bro. You learn anything?"

Gosu1: "no. I spent 3 hours edging my shlong to some thot who's kda ratio was 1-19-1. I came when she started to pantomime-fuck the banana that was superimposed on her screen."

Gosu2: " that was no thot. That was a twitch slut, bro."

twitch stocks 

A 3rd party website that doesn't care about it's community but updating it's badges than actually fixing the buy. WeirdChamp
Tyrone - "She fucked my wife"
Dimitri - "Well that must be twitch stocks admins"

Twitch Staff 

A term usually used to describe a Simp or Incel because those words are now banned on twitch.
bruh u got all of these guys being twitch staff for u
Twitch Staff by Billy Bob' December 20, 2020

Twitch streamer 

People with no real skills who play video games as a job. Often incredibly immature regardless of one’s age.
Twitch streamer by MoodyHD February 26, 2023

Twitch Streamer 

assholes that always wear soccer skins and can no scope you with a hunting rifle right off the bat.
The sweatiest players to ever play fortnite and build battle all the time.
Twitch TV by the way!!!!
hes a Twitch Streamer

Twitch Sympathizer 

A Twitch Sympathizer is someone who plays Twitch or thinks Twitch takes skill to play in league of legends. A toxic individual that ruins an entire game with their attitude.
Twitch Sympathizer by Mark Kwan October 18, 2021