topless 

wearing nothing above the waist, usually said of a woman

The Police arrested a young woman who went topless as a protest aginst the new law.

topless by Light Joker March 11, 2006

topless nachos 

using the foot and toes to stroke the penis.
usually done across the car while the man is driving.
it's very distracting.

Man: Dude! I totaled my car yesterday!
Other Man: Why?
Man: My chick was giving me the topless nachos while i was driving!

topless nachos by totalpyro420 June 17, 2008

Topless meeting

A type of meeting intended to increase productivity by prohibiting the use of electronic devices. Hereby the use the Blackberry, iPhone, and other cell phones or hand-held devices is banned, especially laptops.

The whole managerial team is currently unavailable because they are all in a topless meeting and don't want to be disturbed.

Topless meeting by millibuilder April 13, 2010

topless haircut 

Getting a haircut or trim administered by a barber with no shirt or blouse.

The barber probably looks great without any clothes on.
For some extra cash she is willing to give a topless haircut.

topless haircut by trappist June 9, 2011

Sexy Topless Dancer 

A nice and discreet way of referring to a female with an STD.

Phil: "Hey man, have you gotten around the bases yet with that hot babe you met at the bar last week?"

Steve: "No brother, I slid into third because I heard she's a sexy topless dancer."

Phil: "Ahhh OK. You don't want those crotch critters."

Sexy Topless Dancer by Yahoo! Answers Phil J February 24, 2009

topless bus 

A double decker bus with no roof, so the people on top can look at the view. Officially known as an open-top bus but that isn't quite as gigglishly funny as referencing topless.

Ooh look at that topless bus!

topless bus by bus spotter July 23, 2006

Topless Tuesday 

Created on Tumblr, where females are asked to post pictures of themselves without a shirt or bra. But some bitches can't comprehend the word "topless" and continue to post Facebook ass pictures.

Post your tits on topless Tuesday's.

Topless Tuesday by boob squad August 31, 2010