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totally straight 

A guy is totally straight when he is completely, 100%, definitely not gay. This is the kind of guy who will let you know, at every opportunity that he isn't gay... very not gay. Boy is this guy not gay. Hey, did you ever hear him tell you about the time he was totally having sex with this chick? This guy is NOT GAY... just ask him... or don't, he'll tell you anyway.
"Man, I'm so totally straight. I would never have sex with a dude, I have sex with women! Did I mention that I'm straight?"

totally ass 

- a phrase used to describe something that is outrageously awesome; the best of its kind

- used to convey "awesomeness with attitude"

- used when no other adjectives will suffice (ex: cool, awesome, sick -- just won't cut it)
"Girl, your mullet makes you look so sassy. Really, it's totally ass."

"Dad's new corduroy shirt is totally ass."

"Dude, those hubcaps are so sick. Totally ass."
totally ass by assgirl November 24, 2011

Totally Awesome 

A catchphrase made popular by various High-School Bimbos and Darren Criss of StarKidPotter. Used in reference to something cool and fun; more than partly awesome. Can be heard many times within "A Very Potter Musical" (formerly known as "HP the Musical") both in song and speech form. It is now a phrase widely used within the Harry Potter fandom (thank you, Darren).
Harry Potter:
I'll cast some spells, with a flick of my wand
Defeat the dark arts, yeah bring it on!
And do it all with my best friend Ron,
'Cause together we're Totally Awesome

Or

Draco Malfoy:

This year, you bet, I'm gonna get outta here
The reign of Malfoy is drawing near
I'll have the greatest wizard career,
And its gonna be Totally Awesome

Or

A Fan:
StarKidPotter is Totally Awesome
Totally Awesome by DaniZig July 30, 2009

totally dudes 

a way of agreeing with an action, plan, or idea.

-taken from Shop Boyz popular song Party Like A Rockstar.
"hey let's go see that new movie tonight"

"totally dudes!"
totally dudes by Urban Dictionary September 11, 2007

totally turtles 

just like totally, but with turtles added. said because the ninja turtles say totally.
jill: u going to the party today?
patrick: totally turtles you know i am.
totally turtles by patty wagon January 11, 2009

totally tubular 

this phrase, which has been here since...forever, is used to mean something's cool. like rad, this was used by nerds in th 70s, but is coming back as a 'punk' thing...surfers said it too.
man, that wave was totally tubular!!!
totally tubular by taylor.s January 7, 2005