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Tighter than twats 

A phrase used to define something that is outstandingly magnificent or "cool", obviously surpassing the extremity of the situation in which the words "tight" or "tite" are used.

Although the tightness of a twat may very it is assumed that we are speaking of virgin twat unless, of course, you change the context by adding the name of someone who is not assumed to have a tight twat. (See example 3)

When using this phrase all sexual connotations should be ignored and the phrase should be used to express ones awe in something rather then being regarded as "dirty" or "perverted".
"Holy balls! The new album by Breathe Carolina is tighter than twats!"

Did you see that?! It was tighter than twats when Becky punched Jessica in the face, knocking her front tooth out!

Well that was about as tight as Tanya's twat. We all know she's a whore.
Tighter than twats by aerickson293 September 2, 2011

tighten up the graphics

1) To work at an introductory-level tech position.
2) To attempt a feat without knowledge of how it can be done.

Phrase originates from a Westwood College commercial, in which two young videogame designers, dressed in 70s attire, report to their boss that they are "almost done with level 3, and need to tighten up the graphics a little bit."
1) "Once I move back to Arlington I'm gonna tighten up the graphics for Adobe Systems."

2) "I'm almost done with my quadratics homework, I just need to tighten up the graphics a little bit."
tighten up the graphics by denshuu September 10, 2005

Tighter than a Nuns cunt

Something that is extremely tight. Usually referring to nuts and bolts on a car.
Most commonly used in a mechanics garage and is the result of many skinned knuckles.
Those bolts are Tighter than a Nuns cunt.

tighten up 

1. To get your act together. 2. Don't be so loose
Mary: Sarah you should put your clothes on!
Kelly: Yea, Sarah tighten up!
Sarah: Mary you should stop takin it deep!
Kelly: Yea, Mary tighten up!
tighten up by Joe11 June 28, 2006

Tighter than dick skin 

Extremely tight, often in reference to the fit of clothing.
This Yanni t-shirt is tighter than dick skin!

tighten it up 

To get one's shit together.
After breaking his sobriety and drinking, Amy told John to tighten it up.
tighten it up by SLAP May 11, 2004