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Three Point Piss 

A Three Point Piss happens when a guy is sitting down to take a dump and realizes he's gotta take a leak. Depending on the placement of his wang and the available space between the toilet seat and the toilet itself, sometimes a direct spray will split the uprights between the seat and the toilet- spraying piss all over your pants.
Dude, I gotta go home and change. There's too much space in between the toilet seat and the toilet and I three point pissed all over my khakis.
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Three Point Land

Tis a land far far away where the best of the best brave the great seas and through the paint in order to obtain the golden tre' bomb
Sir Strokes A'Lot a.k.a. Ray Allen has treked multiple times to Three Point Land, he has a condo there now.
Three Point Land by Bieseltrode January 2, 2011

three-point landing 

Refers to when a dude jumps your bones in a flying leap and plops down "in perfect alignment" on top of you, with his cock inside your love-tunnel and his hands cupping down on your boobs.
Three-point landings are very pleasurable in and of themselves, but give da guy an extra "point" if he also lands wif his lips on yours, so dat the two of you can start "double-thrusting" (i.e., simultaneous lulu and tongue-action) immediately.
three-point landing by QuacksO March 1, 2019

Three Point One Foure 

Usually refers to pi in the mathematical symbolic system. But in this case its PIE no PI which is also pussy. There for Three point one four is pussy.
Dude, I gotta get me some three point one four.
or
Her three point one four smelt like tuna melt.

three point star 

The logo of auto maker Mercedez Benz.
The vehicle itself (Mercedez Benz).
look at my new three point star, fresh off the dealership

three-point shower 

A brief shower designed to clean the two armpits and the genital region--hence, a three point shower.
Given that he was late for his date, he opted for a three-point shower so that he'd at least smell nice and be presentable.

Three Point Stance 

Position assumed while jerking off, where one must their hand on the wall for physical support.
“Dude, you’re never gonna believe it, I was in the backyard, and I looked through the bathroom window and saw Bryce in a Three Point Stance!”
Three Point Stance by cuck_showalter November 19, 2021