Commutative Property of the Peter Parker Principle 

Peter Parker Principle: With great power comes great responsibility.

Commutative Property of the Peter Parker Principle: With great responsibility comes great power.

Totalitarian States often fail because of the Commutative Property of the Peter Parker Principle.

As the responsibilities of the State inevitably increase, so too must its centralization of powers. Since power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely, it is inevitable for a Totalitarian State to eventually become an Authoritarian one. Under this same principle, it is inevitable for an Authoritarian State to eventually become a Tyrannical one. A Tyrannical State intrinsically produces dissidents, whom fight the State until death or dissolution.

Commutative Property of the Peter Parker Principle by M4G1S00 March 29, 2021

The Sarah (Parker)

one who has a dynamite personality, "sparks" even, and an uncommon affinity for unicorns. bonds easily with those who like shiny things and share a childlike whimsy in life. commonly known to posess fiery red hair.

"hi i like shiny things, want to be besties!" the sarah (parker) would say yes, this is goodness.

The Sarah (Parker) by Jesus Christ April 12, 2005

The Peter parker 

The act of a man ejaculating in his hand and flicking it in his woman's face like a spider web.

Dude I did the Peter Parker on that girls face lastnight!

The Peter parker by Sweaty Petty March 14, 2023

the peter parker

the act of male masturbation while hanging from a rope tied to a large anal butt plug

dude last night i tried to do the peter parker and my ass is still sore, its a great workout though

the peter parker by the shadow that speaks February 22, 2026

Parker the dude

A quirky guy who is very nice and weird. Most girls just want to be his friend. He is also that one guy who screams like a girl getting a new phone.

Person 1: Have you seen Parker?
Person 2: Yah he is so nice
Person 1: He screams like a girl
Person 2: He is such a Parker the dude.

Parker the dude by Liz-is-funny February 13, 2019

Battle of the Parkers

When the three different Parkers battle and see if Armageddon begins.

I really hope the Battle of the Parkers doesn't happen.

Yeah same.

Battle of the Parkers by BattlerOfTheParkers June 2, 2023

and then the Packers won the Superbowl 

A newer version of the phrase "and then I found ten dollars", incorporating the victory of the Green Bay Packers in Superbowl XLV.

This phrase adds excitement to a story when it obviously ends abruptly and with no point.

-"I was watching this really funny commercial the other day, I guess you had to be there..."

-"oh...cool"

-... and then the Packers won the Superbowl"

-"Aww really? Fucking sweet!"

and then the Packers won the Superbowl by and by February 25, 2011