Skip to main content

The Grumps 

The state of one's digestive system after a night of drinking lots of beer. It is a prolonged period of beer shits, and is characterized by repeated heavy shits, that take forever to come out, and leave greasy streaks on the bottom of the toilet.
I got hammered last night, and I've had the grumps all morning.
Man, somebody must have the grumps; I can smell it from here, and the toilet is shit-stained.
I had the grumps this morning, and I feel about 5 pounds lighter now.
The Grumps by Ben203 November 20, 2006
The Grumps mug front
Get the The Grumps mug.
See more merch

The Grumpy Elephant

This occurs when an extremely obese female gives a male a blowjob. towards the climax she then blows extremely hard, thus making her ears pop out and then the male takes out his dick and slaps her in the face with it.
OMG!!! dude yesterday i saw this fat prostitute and she sucked my dick and i gave her "The Grumpy Elephant!"

The Grumpy Chicken 

When your getting a blowjob and try to sneak out a fart that turns into diarrhea, and then you hold her head there and make her finish.
Susan was givin me a BJ and I thought I could sneak a fart out....turns out I was wrong. I had to give her The Grumpy Chicken.

Right in the grumpy 

To have anal sex with an unwilling female
then I put it right in the grumpy

The Grumpy Dan 

When one male angrily has sex with another male from behind, the giver gets a little grumpy and reaches around and inserts his pinky finger into the urethra of the male he is also penetrating.
Dude I can't sit or pee this morning, Rudy must have been in a bad mood last night as he gave me the Grumpy Dan.
The Grumpy Dan by Grumpy Dan May 25, 2019

the grumpy marmoset 

when a man who cannot reproduce throws his semen into a group of bystanders
dude why is mike in jail "he found out he cant reproduce and did the grumpy marmoset on a group of people downtown."

The Ballad of Gorgonzola the Grumpy Elf 

The Ballad of Gorgonzola the Grumpy Elf is a made name of a Christmas Carol just to see if people would choose something they have never heard of or try and look up what it was online, only to find it here.
We tried to google " The Ballad of Gorgonzola the Grumpy Elf " only to wind up on this pointless webpage and then we had to give Mr. Trey a Lump of Coal.