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one eye is going into the shop, the other is coming out with the change 

When someone with a lazy eye is not wearing the prescribed glasses and their eye is wonkey.
Dude, one eye is going into the shop, the other is coming out with the change. LOL!

keeps the change

The action of swallowing a man's ejaculatory fluids intentionally, as opposed to the "change slipper".
When she moaned as she ate my pre-cum I was convinced that she would keep the change!

Shakin' the Change 

The act of masturbation which is then proceeded by a "money shot."
Kyle likes shakin' the change onto his imaginary lady friend.
Shakin' the Change by Ethangggggg December 19, 2008

keeps the change

I shot my load in her mouth and found out she keeps the change.
keeps the change by LargePete March 28, 2003

keep the change

Term for a person swallowing cum while performing oral sex on a man.
Guy 1: Brenda blew me last night.
Guy 2: Did she keep the change?
Guy 1: Of couse! She always swallows!
keep the change by B TOWN BALLER January 8, 2008

Keep the change

When you impregnate a girl, do not stay around to be a father figure and do not pay for child support.
Dude, I think my condom broke when I was having sex with Molly Last night.
Do you think she's pregnant?
I don't know, but if she is I'm going to let her keep the change.