The Obama Care 

When someone cosplays as Obama cosplaying as a doctor, gives you a prostate exam while fisting you and destroys your anus, then they pay the medic bills to reconstruct your anus.

Dude 1: What does she like?
Dude 2: She loves it when I put her on all fours and give her The Obama Care

The Obama Care by Lord Thiccness June 4, 2018

The Obama Experience 

When one witnesses something so weird or traumitzing they go speechless

I showed my friend chinese people shitting and he went through the obama experience

The Obama Experience by Obamaman420 April 23, 2020

the oblongs

A pretty good cartoon not unlike South Park. it is was what we would compare to family guy and american dad. it was about a family hit with toxic waste. very funny but was cancelled years ago

the oblongs makes my mouth do a smiley face

the oblongs by skylarskank June 26, 2008

Escorting the Obama's to the White House 

Politically correct term for defecating after the inaguration of the United State's 44th president, Barack Obama.

When you have to poop so bad it becomes your number one priority.

Randy pretended he was a Secret Service agent when he was escorting the Obama's to the White House.

Sorry dude, I got an important mission. I have to escort the Obama's to the White House.

Escorting the Obama's to the White House by george takei October 19, 2009

The Obama 

A sex act in which one partner gets fucked by another partner after being promised hope and change, then the other partner proceeds to leave the next morning after maxing the other ones credit cards.

Ex 1: Person 1: "Hey could I borrow some money?"
Person 2: "Sorry I'm in massive debt, my boyfriend and I did The Obama last night."

The Obama by SmashWayne July 1, 2014

Escorting the Obama's to the White House 

Escorting the Obama's to the White House

Shitting into the toilet.

*Looks around(to the left and to the right, each stall wall) and presses secret service ear device thing*-"Preparing to escort the Obama's into The White House". *Pulls down trousers and what-not and sits on the toilet, Kerplops multiple pieces of shit into the toilet* "Now Escorting the Obama's to the White House"

{Thought I came up with this phrase today, only to find that I'm three years too late on Urbandict...damn it}

Escorting the Obama's to the White House by Mr. President Shit August 21, 2012

Drop the Obama's off at the White House 

To take a dump, poop, or shit in or around a fancy toilet.

Employee: welcome to The Hilton, how may I help you?
La-a (ladasha): Where is the restroom because I have to drop the Obama's off at the White House.
Employee: It's just up the hallway on your left.

Drop the Obama's off at the White House by Grundleluv June 5, 2018