The famous wisdom giver of Omegle 

The famous wisdom giver of Omegle, appears on Video chat on the famous website Omegle. The wisdom giver appears with a V for vendetta mask and black hoodie. The wisdom giver asks the famous question: I am the famous wisdom giver of omegle. ask me a question and I'll give you an answer that should make you think. ask away! and the stranger asks as many questions as they like to the Wisdom giver. If the wisdom giver is unable to answer the question the winner gets a screenshot on the Wisdom givers Tumblr page. If young children appear on omegle to the wisdom giver the wisdom giver will ask them why they are on a pretty dirty site and ask they leave with The famous wisdom givers advice. Wisdom giver also asks girls and guys to stop showing their private parts and move to the unmoderated part of Omegle.

wisdom giver: I am the famous wisdom giver of omegle. ask me a question and I'll give you an answer that should make you think. ask away!
Stranger: how many is too many?
wisdom giver: each to their own.

The famous wisdom giver of Omegle by Wisdom giver fan January 16, 2014

The Half-gift Giver 

This is someone who gives you a gift, usually a gift certificate at a bar or restaurant, with the intention of you using it with them, so in effect, it is only a half-gift

Danny: Happy birthday, Mike, here's your gift!

Mike: Hey, a $50 gift certificate to Rob's Good Time Bar, thanks!

Danny: What are you doing today? I was thinking of going to Robs, wanna go?

Mike: Ummmm, yeah, I guess...(wow, what a cheap fuck Dan is, he is the half-gift giver, looks like I'm paying for the tab, ... again...)

The Half-gift Giver by bob_c_o January 31, 2010

Giver on the river 

When you’re fuckin giviner

“Damn Johnny’s really fuckin giviner on the river over there”

“I’m gonna need you guys to giver on their river today”

“Giver on the river bud”

Giver on the river by anonymous February 18, 2022

Giver, The 

One whom has connected to their body a penis exceeding the size of their arm.

Whoah, that'll never fit. He must be The Giver.

Giver, The by Anonymous May 1, 2003

The Give a Shit Department 

The department where people actually care about your problems.

Operator: Hello
Caller: Hi, I am having problems logging in to my facebook account.
Operator: Hang on let me transfer you to the Give a Shit Department

The Give a Shit Department by ericool June 23, 2011

The Giterus 

When you have your hair braided into your ass hair and super glued. Your buddy grabs your head and rips it forward in a quick jerking motion to disorient you. This is the traditional amish waxing method.

John: jebediah successfully preformed "THE GITERUS" last night and ended up in the ER with erectile dysfunction and anal bleeding.

Interviewer: why do you know this?

John: I was filming a documentary on amish hygiene and culture.

The Giterus by Jake22335 May 13, 2021

jerkin' the gierkin' 

slang for rotc kids a.k.a pickles you are embarrassing and/or making fun of

or referring to masturbation

kristi:man that R.O.(short for rotc) kid is so lame

brittany:yeah poor guy,i bet he never gets laid

kristi:so that's why he's always jerkin' the gierkin'

jerkin' the gierkin' by Sweet Black Ass July 29, 2011