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The Inverse Abe Lincoln

Occurs when someone's pubic hair is intentionally trimmed, usually while this person sleeps, and applied to their face using semen as a bonding agent.
Joe: "Hey robby, Did you hear about anthony?"

Robby: "No, what happened"

Joe: "Oh, Adam gave him the inverse abe lincoln while he was passed out."

Robby: "Eww, Gross!"
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The Old Abe 

When there is a male sitting in a theater watching a play and you prejack and blow your load on the back of his head. Then you hop off the stage and release your DNA on the floor to make any man slip while chasing you.
Reports say that the male that has done the Old Abe has fled the theater, no leads on the case yet.

The Old Abe Lincoln 

Dude, John got so lucky last weekend! He said that Jane gave him The Old Abe Lincoln!
God, what a good time.

honest Abe on the rocks

When you get the hot bartender to shit in a shot glass and add some ice
Get my boy a Hennessy honest Abe on the rocks

tapping abe lincoln on the forehead 

engaging in a bit of the old in-out in-out.
"Baby, when I see you, I want to tap Abe Lincoln on the forehead."
Start by master bating. Then drool on your penis. While your penis is loobed up with your drool, you do your chick in the anal after thats done you cum in her mouth and make her stick her finger in your pee hole.
Ruffuls and Suza did the Abel
The Abel by va jj weiner balls April 10, 2008

The Abel Special 

When you tickle a girl’s clit with you magnificent mustache/beard combo
I gave sarah the Abel Special last night