Textcasm

The act of sending sarcasm through text in which the textee misreads and then responds awkwardly.

Brandon didn't pick up on my textcasm now he's making his mom get an aids test.

Textcasm by Billy O April 23, 2008

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Texticular Cancer

A sickness where people constantly text message each other throughout the day. Also can describe someone who wont stop texting and is on the phone texting ALL DAY. Can possibly lead to carpal tunnel.

I think Mandy might have texticular cancer because she is texting Sarah and shes only 3 feet away.

If you keep texting your gf 100 times a day you will get texticular cancer.

Texticular Cancer by Sean Mullett February 11, 2007

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testical festival

like a sausage fest, a party with a large male population that highly exceeds its female population

Guy 1:Dude, that party last night had 100 guys and only 2 chicks.
Guy 2: Damn, sounds like a testical festival

testical festival by djsklf September 12, 2005

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Texticular Fortitude

Noun. The sudden boost in confidence one receives when communicating by means of text. Often visible when communicating through instant messaging or texting, when someone says something you know they would never have the confidence to say in person.

Timid Asian Boy: I hate you! You're a slut! I never want to see you again!

Burly Russian Girl: Say that to my face, Dickslam!

Notice the sudden surge of confidence in the Timid Asian Boy. He would never speak so angrily towards the Burly Russian Girl in person. He is experiencing Texticular Fortitude.

Texticular Fortitude by JuhCoby25 December 9, 2008