techtard

A person who is hopelessly clueless about using technology.

My boss is such a techtard, he thought the red video 'record' dot was the off button and he had hours of video of the inside of his pocket.

techtard by Practigal November 5, 2017

Techtard

Someone who is innately bad with technology . Typically an older person or Boomer. Also techtarded

Can you explain What's AP to me again-slowly. You know I'm a techtard.

Techtard by Ms Johnnie the Comic April 12, 2020

Techtard

People who think they're being scammed or hacked because of a visual technical issue.

John thought Bob was hacking him because his screen was taking forever to load over screenshare.
"John, stop being a techtard and have some patience."

Techtard by Valpin January 3, 2024

techtarded 

Relating to a person or situation that is technologically impaired.

You can't figure out how to turn on your Ipod? How techtarded can you be?

techtarded by Jenn March 31, 2005

tech tard

One who has (or more likely has NOT) attended Texas Tech University. Used interchangably with "tceh tard".

"Hey, that Tech Tard didn't give me change for my pizza!"

tech tard by AC from Texags September 6, 2006

tectard 

typical nethouse customer

How do I use this internet thing

tectard by Pariah March 21, 2003

tech tard

A person who either has attended or is currently attending Texas Tech University.

That pizza delivery guy is a tech tard.

tech tard by Barnie August 1, 2006