Technosexual

A person whose sexuality has been morphed by the combination of technology and sex such that their sexual needs are completely met by internet porn, cyber-sex, and high tech ultra realistic sex toys no longer requiring human interaction.

Dude 1: "Dude, what's up with Larry? I haven't seen him with a girl in years. Has he gone gay or something?"

Dude 2: "Nah man he's gone technosexual. No more dating games for him! He doesn't even have to pay em to leave!! He Just turns the porn switch off and puts that virtual va-jay-jay under the bed."

Dude 1: " Whoa!!! He doesn't have to worry about remembering birthdays, dealing with in-laws, or them gettting fat either.....Cool!"

Technosexual by Hefenator August 6, 2011

technosexual

(TEK.noh.sek.shoo.ul) n. dandyish narcissist in love with not only himself, but also his urban lifestyle & gadgets; a man who is in touch with his feminine side but has fondness for electronics such as cell phones, pda's, computers, software, and the web.

Someone who is a geek in of style, or a stylish person in need of geek is a technosexual.

technosexual by ricky montalvo December 26, 2004

technosexual

a person who gets sexually aroused by the sound of electronic bass.

your a filthy technosexual.

technosexual by shelby m. November 22, 2007

technosexual

A person who is attracted to only computer pornography.

The technosexual man only had girlfriends that ended in .jpg .

technosexual by Louis Hartford July 4, 2005

Technosexual

Any person that engages in virtual and electro-mechanical sexual intercourse or masturbation to the exclusion of human sexual relations.

John is such a Technosexual, he wouldn't know what a real girl was if she bit him.

Technosexual by Offroadnutz June 22, 2016

Technosexual

One who is sexually attracted to robots or machinery; the sexual attraction to robots or machinery. In other words, complete bullshit

Beth : Jane! I didn't see you at the party last night! Where were you!
Jane: Sorry, I was having technosexual sex with my Roomba.

Technosexual by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018

Technosexual

A Technosexual individual is someone who has desire to make a love or to be a couple with someone else, depend on the electronic goods or gadgets belong to his/her couple. So they chose someone to love based on gadgets that they hold or it could be a vehicle that they use. They can be male or female.

melanie: " oouuuh OMG, jack, u have a sophisticated motorcycle, it's awesome!! . . .take me with u jack! "
jack : " okaaay! I Love Technosexual! haha. . ."

Technosexual by rytinggalnama1 March 2, 2011