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Tantric Television 

The principle of maximizing the pleasure of a new television series, by delaying the immediate and empty gratification of single episodes, building to a climax when the season can be enjoyed in its entirety.
I've been abstaining for months from the new season of Mad Men so when the box set is out I can practice my Tantric Television on the couch with the girlfriend.

Tantric fart 

A spiritual experience akin to the auto-erotic delayed self gratification prized by the practitioners of tantric sex. This type of fart is as an orgasmic release, allowing chakra energy to flow forth from the anus. This joyful event may occur when the flow of bodliy energy becomes blocked, such as when one is forced to refrain from flatulent outbursts due to social constraints.
I had to hold my gas in all day at work, and when I let the fart loose in my car, man, what an orgasmic tantric fart that was!
Tantric fart by Jane Moneypenny December 5, 2007

tantric vampire 

Tantric Vampires are like normal vampires, but they feed off of sexual energies of a willing donor. They have human feelings, are very empathic and can easily relate to their prey. They sometimes enter romantic relationships with their prey and can mate for life.
The demonic succubus Domme had a sex harem consisting of other succubi, incubi and even a few tantric vampires.
tantric vampire by Subby Vicky February 13, 2019

Tantric Yoni Massage 

Yoni is the Sanskrit word for the vagina that is loosely translated as "sacred space" or "Sacred Temple." In Tantra, the Yoni is seen from a perspective of love and respect.
The goal of the Tantric Yoni massage is not solely to achieve orgasm, although orgasm is often a pleasant and welcome side effect. The goal can be as simple as to pleasure and massage the Yoni. From this perspective both receiver and giver can relax, and do not have to worry about achieving any particular goal. When orgasm does occur it is usually more expanded, more intense and more satisfying. It is also helpful for the giver to not expect anything in return, but simply allow the receiver to enjoy the massage and to relax into herself.
Tantric Yoni Massage by canucker November 17, 2006

tantric shit 

A long nurtured poo to deliver a deep meaningful connection between man/woman and their faecal friend.
My tantric shit left me in a state of sensual connection with my evacuation. The release made me see stars and hear the voices of angels.
tantric shit by New Hats McHatter September 1, 2017

Tantric Shitting 

Similar to tantric sex, ...prolonging the act and therefore pleasure of crapping through patience, restraint and breathing techniques until the faecal orgasm is achieved...
Dude, I had no work to do this morning so I sat on the office toilet for 2 hours achieving a prolonged orgasm of faeces through tantric shitting... awesome
Tantric Shitting by zoomlion February 27, 2009