Taking the Henry Michael 

Someone who tends to throw people under the bus a lot.

Taking the Henry Michael If you're going to work with him you'd better document everything. He's one serious bus chucker.

Taking the Henry Michael by topbantslad April 6, 2017

Taking A Nesselrodt 

The act of deficating while on the clock at work. The extreme Nesselrodter will think nothing of entering the building in the morning, clocking in, and immediately hitting the bathroom. The longer you take the better as no Nesselrodt should last less than 30 minutes. A skilled Nesselrodter can expect to earn about 15% - 20% of his yearly pay while seated comfortably on the throne.

Man that food I ate for lunch didn't agree with me...I'll be taking a Nesselrodt if you need me.

I made $10,000 last year just Taking A Nesselrodt.

Taking A Nesselrodt by wittle buddy squarepants January 12, 2010

Taking a Grogan 

Taking a shit. A "one wiper". Having that sharp stomach pain where you have to run to take a dump. ."

"Aw shit mang, I knew I shouldnt have had that last burrito, now as soon as I get home I be taking a grogan."

Taking a Grogan by Alex in East Los Angeles August 28, 2014

Taking a Trump 

Totally Capitulate and then Claim Victory

You'd think he'd be pissed no one voted for him, but, he's taking a Trump and celebrating.

Taking a Trump by frishy January 27, 2019

Taking a Trump 

When someone goes into the bathroom and leaves a orange nutty log of poop in the toilet!

Be right back need to take a trump. " I'm taking a trump"

Taking a Trump by Bikerider1976 December 29, 2016

taking a Haugh

The act of masterbating while taking a shit.

I'll be back. I'm going to go take a Haugh.

Oh, I feel great; just got done taking a Haugh.

taking a Haugh by peterpiperpickledpeppers January 6, 2011

taking the browns to the superbowl

to defecate

hey reggie, i'll be right back...gotta take the browns to the superbowl

taking the browns to the superbowl by drew November 25, 2003