take one for the team

an act where one brave soul in your group of male friends hits on the Nottie of a group of hotties so his friends can get their slide on later on that night. taking one for the team usually involves just talking to the nottie and laughing at her jokes and complimenting her (horrid) appearance, but it may be necessary to appease the nottie by getting your wacka wacka on with her...back at her place of course, so your roomates never see her.

yeah, i was totally working up my conversation with number one hottie when her nottie roomate showed up (again!), so i had to to have joey take one for the team.

take one for the team by rizosh July 15, 2001

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Take One

The act of getting it on. Having relations, having sex.

You gonna go home and "Take one?!

Take One by HR. Hickey Of Mr. Hickeyville November 14, 2010

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take one for the team

The act of taking the obese chick in a bunch of hot chicks, so the the other guys can get laid. Unfortunately, there are very few men who will take one for the team, and with good reason. If you find one, let me know.

Champ over there gets to take one for the team, this time

take one for the team by ... November 29, 2003

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Take one

In the movie business, "take one" is the first try at filming a particular scene. It is what is called out at the beginning. If the actors mess up the lines, etc, it will go to "take two" or "take three" or "take forty-seven."

"Take one!" shouted the director as the scene began.

Take one by Athene Airheart May 15, 2004