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Tailpipe 

That tight, puckered opening of your wife or female friend that is situated just inches below her beautiful love tunnel. The only place that one can be a Bung Tonguer, or even an Anal Intruder. When spreading her ass cheeks wide, you can place your nose up close to her Bunghole and slowly inhale the scent of her Balloon Knot and slowly lick the taste right off and around her Gumhole. With slow, deliberate stabbing motions of your tongue, in and out of her Turdcutter, she can achieve anal orgasm. At that point you introduce the aspect of being a Rectum Rooter and while thrusting your penis in and out, ejaculate deep in her Tailpipe.
Larry: Hey Joe, you are acting odd. What happened last night?

Joe: The timing was perfect, I got to Cornhole Cindy last night and dumped the biggest load I ever had in her Tailpipe.
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eskimo tailpipe

When one decides to take a jolly pee into a condom which they feel the need to freeze and then use as {didlo}

or penetration device once frozen.
Hmmm my Eskimo tailpipe worked perfectly
eskimo tailpipe by T grizzlt January 6, 2018

tailpipe milkshake 

Fucking your girl in the ass and cum in it and suck the cum out.
Man I gave my girl a tailpipe milkshake.
tailpipe milkshake by Kingkilla_254 November 21, 2016

french tailpipe 

The act of burping into your partner's anus. Said burp then gets farted back into your mouth. The process can then be repeated for a dual-exhaust bonus.

Farting into your partner's mouth and then having them burp your fart into your mouth or your anus also constitutes as a french tailpipe.
"That french tailpipe smells like poop but tastes like lunch!
french tailpipe by team gonzo January 26, 2010

tailpipe 

To have anal intercourse with someone. Usually against their will.
Jim’s outback getting tailpiped by Ted.
tailpipe by Sam February 20, 2004

tailpiping 

To have sexual intercourse with a tailpipe. Also known as Howarding. This act also refers to anal intercourse with someone who has a hot rusty anal cavity.
I found a picture of that guy from work tailpiping Mercedes, the car, not the woman.
tailpiping by Jayrockopotmus February 13, 2008

Tailpipe conversion 

The street slang for a male to female transgender persons vagina. Derived from the conversion of a peice of said persons colon surgically becoming their new vagina. It’s said to become less colon scented and more vajayjay like over the span of a year.
Pee yew! Damn sweetie, were you born this way or is this a tailpipe conversion?