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Swarving 

Where a male that smokes a lot of weed Is on a wave and simply in a peaceful and chilled mindset
Alex: hey Harvey what you saying?
Harvey: hey Alex I’m just swarving

Alex: no way bloody bastard I’m swarving too!
Harvey: we must be swarve masters then!

(Henry walks in)
Henry: hey harvey and Alex what are you swarving swarve masters?

Swarve masters: we’re just swarving.

Henry: no way we’ll I’ll be dammed I’m swarving too!
Swarving by Swarve master April 28, 2020
When ur friend can't spell for shit
I can't stop swaring ffs
swaring by Lickdabooty July 26, 2017

swarping 

Usually done in the fall. You and your family or friends, or by yourself if you're that desperate, take a ride in a small truck or jeep, leaving at around dusk. The whole intent of swarping is to see a Buck (male deer). The first person to see this creature is immune from buying the end treat, continue this until only one person is left to buy the end treat. Swarping is not only about searching for a Buck, generally you take the backroads, the boonies, "grandpa's shortcuts". Essentially getting lost. Swarping is a bonding experience, enjoyable for all ages.
The end treat is usually Icecream.

The act of swarping is usually done by Appalachian Americans, rednecks, southern folk.
Grandpa can we go swarping? it's good weather and theres bound to be lots of deer!

Yeah, we were swarping when my tires got stuck in the mud, but all that hard work of getting them out payed off with that delicious McDonalds $1 ice cream!
swarping by KingLemon November 19, 2010

Sharmingbolter 

A form of greeting used in anytime of day.
Alien 1: sharmingbolter

Alien 2: sharmingbolter

Alien 1: how are you doing on this fine day

Alien 2: I'm okay I guess shrugggggg

Alien 1: well I can't help you I have to go, sharmingbolter

Alien 2: you're so useless smh. Sharmingbolter

Swarfing 

To store inordinate amounts of bell end cheeder in the old angry sleeping bag, once the dirty fungi is ready have the Mrs chow down on sausage and cheese.
“Colin I have been grafting like ten men saving up all my foreskin fromage”

“Christ Trevor your cock must smell like a shit smugglers duffel bag”

“Ha ha it does, Dawn best be in the mood for some swarfing tonight”
Swarfing by Ginger Barbarian. April 6, 2019

Sharming 

It's when a person is shitty but also charming. We've all been sharmed before.
1) Why don't you break up with her already?
2)I want to but she is just so sharming!
Sharming by JOHNNYAPPLESEED March 12, 2013