Strumming the guitar 

A term meaning sex and/or hand jobs, depending on how it is used. If someone offers you a guitar lesson, it means they are offering you sex or some "strum fun". During the guitar lesson analogy, condoms are referred to as pleactrums.

Person one: Hey, fancy meeting my in the music cupboard later for a... guitar lesson? I fancy strumming the guitar ;)

Person two: No sorry, no strum fun for my today, I don't have a plectrum on me.

Strumming the guitar by yakuzakitty April 19, 2009

Strumming the banjo 

Fingering the Poo c in a musical way

I walked in on my mom strumming the banjo last night.

Strumming the banjo by EvanderkaneslittleG March 4, 2015

Strumming the flesh guitar 

synonym: Fapping - The art of making love to yourself

Daniella went home to for a session strumming the flesh guitar

Strumming the flesh guitar by Woland1337 March 3, 2017

Strumming the mekelele

Masturbating. Stripping wire. Wanking

What the hell is taking Robby so long in the shower?
Leave the boy alone. He's probably just strumming the mekelele.

Strumming the mekelele by Bonerskid March 17, 2017

strumming while doing the plumbing 

When you or your girl rub the clit during penetration.

I was giving it to her good and then start strumming while doing the plumbing, that really got her going!

strumming while doing the plumbing by Flushfacker May 4, 2018

Strumming my strings 

A good handjob.

Last night i was strumming my strings.

Strumming my strings by Belle_belleb November 27, 2020

Strumming yourself to ecstacy 

a funny way of saying having a wank!!

why do you keep strumming yourself to ecstacy you pervert!!

Strumming yourself to ecstacy by victor_meldrew June 7, 2010