O’Nella’s Straw 

O’Nella’s Straw is a philosophical term once coined by the great philosopher Sam O’Nella, on his famous work “Kinds of Straws”, a revered piece of entertainment and philosophical thinking.

The concept of O’Nella’s Straw is comparable to Occam’s Razor, a thought process where we should prever simple explanations for things that cannot be proven.

The main difference between the two is t he fact that the Straw is only applicable to straws of any kind.

“Has a firm believer of O’Nella’s straw, I find that the child using that bent monstrosity in this Oliver Garden establishment is a disgrace from humanity.”

O’Nella’s Straw by B. C. Santos March 2, 2021

Banovski’s Straw 

When a gentleman curls his tongue to form a straw while eating out a chick, in order to extract the pussy juices.

He was thirsty so he used Banovski’s straw.

Banovski’s Straw by Uncle Ron January 13, 2020

Devil's Strip 

The grassy area between the street and the sidewalk.
This term is unique to the Akron, Ohio area.

The city can plant trees, or come and dig up the devil's strip
without the permission of the resident that pays tax on this land. The "devil" in this case is a vague reference to the Tax collector/government in general.

Devil's Strip by Andy Mixon November 19, 2007

straw nazi's 

The group of people that want to put an end to using plastic straws. You'll need to use a paper straw for your margarita or soft drink that will go limp after a couple of sucks (just like Adolf did).

The Straw Nazi's will force you to use a paper straw for your margarita or soft drink that will go limp after a couple of sucks (just like Adolf did).

straw nazi's by Plastic Man July 12, 2018

strap on sally 

1. A dildo worn by a woman for the purpose of having vaginal sex with another woman or anal intercourse with a man.

2. A woman who frequently engages in such pratices.

3. The same worn by a man for the purpose of intercourse with someone of the opposite or same gender.

Stick on the strap on sally and do me up the arse.

God she fucked him raw. She's such a strap on sally.

strap on sally by ideolect July 7, 2008

Strap on sex 

A form of sex preformed by two lesbians by useing a strap on dick to simulate sex by a male to the other.

Ben: "Did you see all those furies last night?"
Blake:"Yeah they where probably having strap on sex."

Strap on sex by TOMDARAK May 5, 2020

bra-strap headache syndrome

Chronic pain in the back of the neck muscles that radiates to the top of the head. A result of tight-fitting brassier worn (normally...), by women.

Other similiar weird syndromes that are related to bra-strap headache syndrome:

-Tight pants syndrome: abdominal discomfort/ bleeding/ heart burn caused by tight-fitting pants that might rupture an artery or build up acid-reflux from pushing into the wall of the stomach.
-Sunglasses syndrome: numbness and tingling feeling between the eyes that gradually spreads to the nose and upper mouth.
-Seat-belt syndrome: similiar in cause to economic-class syndrome, but is caused from seatbelts that tighten on around the hip area in case of emergency landings or a crash that finally destroy a vital internal organ.

bra-strap headache syndrome by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007