An act that usually occurs at the United States Naval Academy, as the dorm rooms do not have toilets. Instead of “chopping” down the hall and running the risk of encountering a training sergeant, first-year students (plebes) will defecate in the shower and attempt to stomp their excrement down the waffle-shaped drain. Unfortunately, the putrid smell does not go away easily.
The act of catching a wild Loughborough university in another city or town and proceeding to shit into a shower grate, pick it up and slap them round the face with it.
An act similar to fisting, it involves waiting until oneparty needs to defecate before shoving a foot up the ass of the person as they attempt to shit, stomping the shit back up into the intestines of said person.
'Yo, I heard Brandon gave Shirley a preemptive waffle-stomp last night.'
"Really? That's fuckinggross, I feel sorry for whoever has to wash his socks later on."