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waffle stomp 

When one poops in the shower, and stomps it down the drain with bare feet. making the poop into what looks like waffles
dude, i shit in the shower and stomped it down the drain. waffle stomp
waffle stomp by MrBigglesworth1990 January 21, 2012

Waffle Stomp 

An act that usually occurs at the United States Naval Academy, as the dorm rooms do not have toilets. Instead of “chopping” down the hall and running the risk of encountering a training sergeant, first-year students (plebes) will defecate in the shower and attempt to stomp their excrement down the waffle-shaped drain. Unfortunately, the putrid smell does not go away easily.
“You Fourth-class Mids better not be waffle stomping in these rooms!”
Waffle Stomp by Delta_Whiskey January 19, 2019

Loughborough waffle stomp 

The act of catching a wild Loughborough university in another city or town and proceeding to shit into a shower grate, pick it up and slap them round the face with it.
I just Loughborough waffle stomped a Loughy third year in Nottingham.

Reverse waffle stomp 

Walking into a public restroom, shitting in your hands and shoving the shit in the hand dryer
I went to dry my hands in the restroom but got shit all over me instead cause some asshole decided the reverse waffle stomp the hand dryer

Preemptive Waffle-Stomp 

An act similar to fisting, it involves waiting until one party needs to defecate before shoving a foot up the ass of the person as they attempt to shit, stomping the shit back up into the intestines of said person.
'Yo, I heard Brandon gave Shirley a preemptive waffle-stomp last night.'
"Really? That's fucking gross, I feel sorry for whoever has to wash his socks later on."

Belgium Waffle Stomp 

The act of pooping along the surface of ones teeth, and then using your foot to stomp it through the gaps of their teeth.
"Bro, I totally Belgium Waffle Stomped that bitch last night."
Belgium Waffle Stomp by vezro July 22, 2014