turned states 

converted from a member of a crime partnership into informant or witness, expose afore presumed secrets to government officials; trick-off, dime, rat-out, whistled, snitch

if his brother had not turned states on him, the unabomber would be a free man.

turned states by jinbou October 3, 2007

United States Cinematic Universe

When the actions of the USA and the people within it, are so strange that it compares to a fictional country

"The United States Cinematic Universe has been jumping the shark recently"

United States Cinematic Universe by America is the bad place October 18, 2021

United States of Korea

The future name of the combined North and South Korea after USA President Donald Trump has his morning covfefe.

Future Kindergarten Teacher: "A long long time ago, The United States of Korea was called 'North Korea and South Korea'."

United States of Korea by Kahdlibber October 14, 2017

United States of Generica 

Suburban areas where the predominance of malls and chain stores have so homogenized the landscape that there are few remaining external clues where you are. The result of spending any length of time in such areas is a "generic" experience of America, i.e., an experience that is identical whether you are in Texas, Massachusetts, Ohio, or California. May also include extensive housing developments characterized by tract housing or, worse, McMansions.

Every "mom-and-pop" shop that had given the area its charm and character had been replaced by a Walmart, a Payless, a McDonalds, or a Starbucks -- transforming what was once a delightful town into just another corner of the United States of Generica.

United States of Generica by Thomas L. Robinson September 11, 2008

USA Magnited States of America 

A magical land, where you are free to do whatever you want. This means you are FREE to text in a THE-A-TER.

Texter: "I was using my PHOONE as a FLASHLIGHT to get to my fuckin' seat. So EXCUSE ME for using MY phone in USA MAGNITED STATES of America where yer-you are FREE to TEXT in a THE-A-TER!"
Alamo Drafthouse: "lol u mad?"

USA Magnited States of America by Ryan Ebson December 10, 2011

Upper United States 

A refined 1950s person’s way of saying “Up your ass!” without anyone really understanding it.

My petite blonde bombshell mother would put her hands on her hips in that challenging but white bread snooty manner of hers and confidently state to someone who had pissed her off, “Upper United States, buddy!” and of course she’d already taught me the subtle secret decoding of this cryptic insult which was to just imagine she was saying this in a lame American’s idea of an Italian accent and the United States is really U-S, as in “uppa you ess!”

Upper United States by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2020

23rd President of the United States of America 

Definitely not Funny Valentine, but it's Benjamin Harrison.

23rd President of the United States of America: You thought I'm Funny Valentine but it was me, Benjamin Harrison.

23rd President of the United States of America by Im not Dio dude April 24, 2022