hamstring stretch standing 

Actually a type of stretch that is accomplished by bending at the waist and grabbing the backs of your calf muscles.

Also a slang term for getting fucked in the ass, or taking in the ass.

1. The next stretch is the hamstring stretch standing.

2. Man they really got me today. What are you talking about. Well they hammered me on the sales numbers today. Yeah it was kind of like standing there doing the hamstring stretch standing, and then just taking it up the butt. Yeah man I know how you feel.

hamstring stretch standing by pantyteamaster May 10, 2009

Standing here 

I realise, you were just like me trying to make history.

But who's to judge the right from wrong?
When our guard is down I think we'll both agree.
That violence breeds violence,
but in the end it has to be this way.

I've carved my own path. You followed your wrath, but maybe we're both the same.

The world has turned.
So many have burned,
BUT NOBODY IS TO BLAME

Yet staring across this barren wasted land I feel new life will be born, beneath the blood stained SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDD

Beneath the blood stained SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Hey, you ever listen to the "Standing here" song?

Standing here by Nanomachines, son September 6, 2022

standing here I realise 

the new ora ora sound when punching an immovable object fast originated from an MGR meme

anyone getting punched
memers: STANDING HERE I REALISE

standing here I realise by Natsumi Shwarz best girl March 21, 2022

Shundering 

Shundering-

1-verb, (to shunder)

Used to describe someone that is

severely stoned or drunk and is

wandering aimlessly.

2-Used to describe someone who is

acting in an abnormal mannor, usualy

due to intoxication.

3-verb, (to shunder){to wonder about

something/to ask for something/

to be inquisitive}

Derived from: To wonder-verb, -to be

curious about something.

-present tense usualy

spoken both as 'Ashundering'

{pronounced:

Ash-undering / Ash-underin}

1,2- To shunder

~ Man, i was shundering round town

for hours last night.

~ You are shundering badly right now.

~ I am gonna be fucking shundering

after this big bag of fucking cans

with the lads.

3- (to shunder about something)

~ I was shunderin if you wanted to

come out to chill out and smoke a

doob.

~ Ashunderin if you had any skins.

~ That doob is gonna make us

shunder about the stupidest shit

ever.

Shundering by Smoke loot May 29, 2017

standing pike 

The contortionist position that men assume so as to attempt to piss in the toilet with a hard-on in the middle of the night. The position, bent 90 degrees at the waist with legs and trunk straight, is also sometimes used in yoga.

"Despite my 3 a.m. standing pike I still pissed all over the back of the toilet."

"Well don't expect me to clean it up."

standing pike by hodags1966 July 22, 2018

Sandringham School 

welcome to sandringham, currently ran by bald eagle who’s obsessed with tim peake & sugarcoats how great his school is, in reality sandringham is an absolute hell hole that chooses grades over your mental well being, the staff are filled with loads of shit & about two of them are nice. the school likes to go on about “everybody can be somebody” but they are so hypocritical with that statement, no body can be anybody due to the highly restricting rules of uniform & appearance & just overall your freedom of damn speech, they say to respect the teachers yet the teachers can’t respect the students. personally think they are a world class school at being an absolute mental asylum. can safely say their “no bullying policy” is unheard of & the people in your year are the most terrifying at times. linking back to my point about the staff full of shit, some get to the point of literally making up things so they can consequence you. another thing, even if you show positive things like pins on your blazer to show your a nice person, nope that’s not allowed, we can’t have any support in this school as it’s against the uniform policy. sure. risk someone’s life potentially for your uniform. don’t send your kids there. they might not come out alive. just the truth.

Sandringham School is the definition of a lie

Sandringham School by ProbablyWillGetToldOff January 30, 2020

standing invitation

an invitation that says one is always welcome.

You have a open/standing invitation to visit us any time.

standing invitation by srnand June 18, 2017