Hitler 'stach 

When a woman shaves her pubic hair into a landing strip, and then wears a bikini bottom that doesn't cover all of it.

Dang, Carrie should have shaved it all off before wearing that to the beach; she's totally got a Hitler 'stach now.

Hitler 'stach by GeddyLee13 July 9, 2011

zit stach 

Zits that are found in the mustach of a teen

Person 1 "hey check out my stach"
Person 2 "more like a Zit Stach"
Person 1 "...you forgot poland"

zit stach by Hi i'm Ted December 23, 2008

skid stach 

a mustache that is not full grown, seen around town on skids and people that are to young to or cannot grow a real mustache. the "skid stach" is only worn by really lame people.

john was too young to grow a real mustache but chose to rock the lame skid stach anyway.

skid stach by mustache mat November 14, 2009

dirt-stach 

When your face gets dirty and there's a shadow of dirt on your upper lip giving the appearance of a mustache made of dirt:

Obviously Joey hasn't washed his face in days; he's rocking the 'dirt-stache'!

dirt-stach by RedBombshell February 24, 2015

jizz stach 

A jizz stach its when a men\shemale cums on somebody s upper lip making a semen moustache.

When I cum I'm gonna let make you a jizz stach, just keep blowing

jizz stach by Peter Nails June 6, 2016

Piggy Stach

Piggy Stach is the smell of rotten feet. Piggy for feet, from this little Piggy went to the market. Stach just means bad stanky disgusting stench. Smelly gross feet.

Yo have you seen that photo of Sonics dirty socks? Hes got MAD Piggy Stach dude!!

Piggy Stach by Nadines000 January 4, 2026

Nam-Stache

A mustache variant. Specifically, a mad dog (or Hulk Hogan if you prefer) that only combat Vietnam vets can grow after they've reached the age of 55. Only after you have looked eye ball to eye ball with the man in the black pajamas (a worthy fucking adversary) will you be able to grow this mustache.

Most, if not all, of the gentleman sporting this stache will be wearing a Vietnam Veteran hat and a pair of gold aviator sunglasses They may, or may not, also have a kick ass nickname, like "Dead Eye" or "Bunny".

Is your uncle Jack a porn director or a Nam vet?

You can't tell from his supreme nam-stache? I thought it was obvious!

Nam-Stache by Elwood Lane March 19, 2017