Cunt splonge

boo ya! cunt insult

or

genital flan type infection ;)

''fuck you, you cunt splonge"

or

doctor - 'why do you think you have an infection?'

female 'my cunt is all splongey'

Cunt splonge by stace'cunt'osaurus November 15, 2011

Word Sponge 

A person who is devoted, and addicted, to reading.

Jimi Herndon is a serious "Word Sponge"! He soaked up 72 books in 52 weeks! Amazing!

Word Sponge by talk2me-JCH2 March 7, 2017

Military Fun Sponge 

A fun sponge in the military is a socially inadequate, humourless & deeply unpopular person who, through a sense of bitter loathing & revenge, sucks all the fun out of everything. Normally calls senior officers ‘sir’ on twitter.

Dude: why don’t we show our human side & engage online?
Military Fun Sponge: all this social media stuff is only a passing fad & has to be boring.

Military Fun Sponge by Bumsnorkler December 3, 2019

Kim Jong-Splooge 

The man who rose to power in his nation by splooging on everybody and their families. His most famous speech was located on CallMeCarson, in which they praised the Moyai.

Carson: How did you rise to power in your country?
Kim Jong-Splooge: I splooge on everybody else!

Kim Jong-Splooge by big boy man March 2, 2019

SpongeBob 

The best motherfucker there is

If you hate SpongeBob you’re a disgrace to the human race

SpongeBob by Dumbassssssssssssssss October 29, 2019

spongebob baylypants 

When a skinny, snobby, entitled chick wears butt & form-fitting pants, but her butt, waist and lower back are all the same width, giving not the appearance of an hourglass figure and a shapely rump, but rather the appearance of a square box from the middle of her back to the top of her hamstrings.

Dude, how's that date go the other night? Well, she wore Spongebob Baylypants and her ass looked like ole square pants himself, and when she took them off at the end of the night, it was not much better, but I did make that square box butt jiggle from her back to the top of her legs when I did the deed!

spongebob baylypants by Stagmen June 26, 2017

Car Sponge 

That person in your group of friends who doesn't have a licence and seems never likely to get one. This means either you or your other licenced friends, if going on an outing together have to drive them around ALL the time as they don't have a licence which means they are unable to return the favour and drive you for once.

George: Kyle totally pisses me off, why can't he stop being a car sponge and get a licence
Stu: Yeah tell me about it, the other day I had to drive that car sponge to the bank and I had to wait over an hour for him

Car Sponge by Zoltan300 October 12, 2010