Simming 

The Act of Eating a donut off of a Dick

I'm going to get some Krispy Kremes and go simming at the club

Simming by Millennialcast May 21, 2016

Microphone Spamming 

Blowing excessively into the microphone just to piss people off.

"OH GOD DAMN THAT MICROPHONE SPAMMING NERD"

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"

"MUTE HIM"

"FFFFFF"

Microphone Spamming by BadolzoN August 5, 2008

swimmingly 

Well. In a kick-ass manner. Successfully.

I'm sure you did swimmingly on the SAT.

swimmingly by UpTheBixe June 29, 2005

Ham Spamming 

The act of slapping someone on the face with ones penis

After 5 minutes of ham spamming she could take no more!

Ham Spamming by The learned Aristotle April 3, 2009

Local Swimming Pool Bitching 

When someone bitches, complains or refuses to use their local swimming pool for whatever reason. Often an excuse for lack of swimming skill or ability. Local swimming pool bitching is the lowest of the low and should not be tolerated in modern society.

Toby: why don't you swim at your local pool?

Elliot: because I have no common sense and I drive 15miles to an Identicle cuboid full of water.

Toby: what's wrong with the local pool?

Elliot: I dislike the Shape.

Toby: stop local swimming pool bitching, fuck a dog

Local Swimming Pool Bitching by TheElderPrawn October 18, 2011

just keep swimming 

not to give up when times are rough!

tyler; life is so hard.. i should call it quits!

joel; hey man! just keep swimming!

tyler; alright.......i will.

just keep swimming by luckkkky October 11, 2010

swimming 

a way to stop from drowning

My boat sunk, so i started to swim

swimming by Stu August 22, 2003