Plastic Lil' Spaztic 

(adjective.) -: Comes from the words spaz and plastic.

This is often used to refer to the 'blonder' or 'bitchier' characters in American teen movies, or 'chick flick's', as they are known.

This may have been originated from 'The Plastic's' (an A-List high school clique group) in the 2004 movie 'Mean Girls', which stars Lindsay Lohan. In Mean Girls, The Plastic's may not all have been blonde and 'mean', to so be called, but the ring-leader, or 'Alpha Plastic' of the group, Regina George, was blonde, bitchy and a slut. This shows the primary behaviour of a 'Plastic Lil' Spaztic'.

The term was used directly in the 2007 movie Hairspray, when Tracy Turnblad and her best friend Penny Pingleton were discussing the Queen Bee of 1962 Baltimore - Amber Von Tussle.

1. Tracy: (Yelling at TV screen) SHOW LINK! Stop showing Amber! She can't even dance! Oh Link, why don't you notice me at school? I can dance so much better than her!

Penny: *Plastic Lil' Spaztic!*

2. Kiki: Urgh! Have you SEEN Trinity today! Katie Allen looked like she was going to punch her, but after all, she was flirting with her boyfriend!
Rachael: I can't stand Trinity Hirst. She's like the next Paris Hilton - SUCH a Plastic Lil' Spaztic!

Plastic Lil' Spaztic by DramionePerfected May 18, 2010

Cone spastic 

A heavy marijuana user, since a common form of consumption is smoking via a cone through a bong.

"That guys stoned all the time, he's a real cone spastic"

Cone spastic by Tim Muirhead April 30, 2008

cheeky spastic 

A beverage made mainly from shorts. Generally has added vitamins in the way of foodstuffs such as sprouts. Named from the effect of drinking it combined with the phrase "Oh that's cheeky" and closely followed by temporary spastication. Also worth seeing the more modern variation, the Cheeky Saville

Colin had a cheeky spastic before crawling home and anally impregnating the gremlin.

cheeky spastic by CleansweepBod November 21, 2014

spastic jawline 

A completely deformed jawline

shut up derek, you got a spastic jawline

spastic jawline by Jawlord January 30, 2017

scare spastics 

Those individuals that end up being scared into pissing their pants.

Watch out you don't get pissed on while frightening them scare spastics.

scare spastics by jpg3 November 7, 2011

Spastic Eagle

When a person recieves anal, gives head, and gives 2 handjobs at the same time. If you can picture in your head the head and arm movements, you'll understand why it was given the name Spastic Eagle.

Your mum did a spastic eagle with her co-workers the other night in the office.

Spastic Eagle by Eskibear October 26, 2003

Spastic Head

Someone who is really dumb in the head, as if they are on crack but they aren't on anything.
They're just plain retards.
If you find one, give them a nice slap across the head!

Dad: "OI CUNT DO THE DISHES"
You: " Fuckin' relax you spastic head"
Dad: *bashes the shit outta you*

Spastic Head by McKFC August 3, 2018