Spanish Christmas 

When your parents tell you they donated your gifts to the poor because they didn't get you any and they don't want to admit how poor they actually are.

This year my family celebrated helping others so there was nothing under our tree.

Bro you were duped into a spanish christmas.

Spanish Christmas by Ranchgirls November 12, 2020

The Spanish Inquisition 

In the early years of the 16th century, to combat the rising tide of religious unorthodxy, the Pope gave Cardinal Ximinez of Spain leave to move without let or hindrance throughout the land, in a reign of violence, terror and torture that makes a smashing film. This was the Spanish Inquisitions...

Man- "I didn't expect this kind of spanish inquisition"
Cardinal Ximinez- "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!"

The Spanish Inquisition by ImmaLumberjack November 14, 2010

Spanish Or Vanish

Said by an shitty bird who is dangerous world-wide. He's an green owl which looks green, cute and innocent but in reality he fucking kidnap the users' family if they don't do their lession. It is said that duolingo's favourite language is Spanish. If you don't do your spanish lessons he might come in your house, kidnap your family or either vanish you. That's why he says Spanish Or Vanish.

Person: I feel tired. I'll not do my spanish lessons today, after all , nothing will happen if I didn't do my lessons for 1 day.
Duolingo: *Breaks door* SPANISH OR VANISH?

Spanish Or Vanish by ImTheLocalIdiot May 25, 2021

Spanish Class

Actual fucking hell

Time to go to Spanish class!

Spanish Class by IAmTheGayAgenda April 29, 2019

spanking your clit 

spanking your clit the female version of spanking your monkey jacking off

teacher what are you doing

student im spanking my clit whats it look like im doing

teacher spanking your clit in class is not appropriate you need to stop it right now go to the bathroom and do it not in my class

student yes mam i got you

spanking your clit by littlejimmie June 4, 2019

spanish noob 

A noob that speaks Spanish. Very common users among games.

*Noob dies*
Noob: u perra noob u hack perra feo

Person: Spanish noob.

spanish noob by agtctae February 13, 2014

Spanish class

probably the worst class. a double period for some but feels like a whole day. very confusing very annoying. normally spent doodling and ripping up paper. all you can think about is when you will no longer have to take spanish

yo my cat died and we had to bury it ourselves.
yeah but I have Spanish class
oh shit dude yeah that's way worse

Spanish class by emnothanks February 7, 2020