spank it 

Just like the word masterbait but short and hidden from people who might overhear and think badly. This will be a cover up and people might think you will be having sex without knowing in your head you are going home to masterbait

I'm gonna go home and spank it to that very sexy girl

spank it by ntwn November 18, 2009

spank it 

To order through the drive-thru of a restaurant.

Are we eating in? Or do you want to spank it?

spank it by trancis August 13, 2006

spank-it-ass

Adj. describes someting that is so stupid the only thing to save the situation is to say the statement below.

That's some spank-It-ASS SHIT!!

spank-it-ass by JTMarasmus January 30, 2004

Spank it with a little heat 

To add a little heat, a quick burst of heat used to raise the temperature of something.

Spank it with a little heat, spank that Chocolate cookie with a little bit of heat, before you dunk it in milk.

Spank it with a little heat by Goodergrammar May 24, 2022

spank it like a pomegranate

to spank something in a similar way in which you would spank a pomegranate as to gain easy access to de-seeding said pomegranate.

idiom; simile; figurative language.

origin: unknown

"Jesus, that is one massive ass. Spank it like a pomegranate."

spank it like a pomegranate by yawnses... January 10, 2026

Spark it up Sparky 

A saying for someone to SPARK UP the CANNABIS or whatevers being lit.

🔥 I just rolled this joint man.. SPARK IT UP SPARKY !
🔥 Just bought these fireworks..
WELL SPARK IT UP SPARKY!

Spark it up Sparky by ClassicRonnie June 29, 2019

If it ain't dank it stank 

If something does not meet the prerequisites for being in the state of being commonly referred to as "dank", then it dun be stank. Yo.

M8 No. 1: "What the hell is going on? Why is that baby on fire?"
M8 No. 2: "Is it dank?"
M8 No. 3: "No."
M8 No. 4: "If it ain't dank it stank. Broseph."

If it ain't dank it stank by Krazy Taxi August 28, 2016