Sozzles 

A way to apologise.

Sozzles about that, I didn't mean to.

Sozzles by wotuwontm8 May 17, 2018

Snozzled 

Under the nfluence of alcohol

I was totally snozzled last night

Snozzled by sum_41_hockney June 20, 2005

Sizzledicked 

A clever and unique way of saying you are piss-ass-drunk-off-your-ass. Coined by the one and only Sky Craw.

Girl: "Wow, you sound really drunk"
Boy: "You have no idea, I'm sizzledicked"

Sizzledicked by Wu-tang Daddy fo real October 6, 2010

Sozzlecopter 

To show deep sympathy or empathy towards someone for their issues, more potently than soz or sozzles or an actual fucking word can achieve. It is the exact opposite of a Roflcopter

Grace: I'm pregnant because of you!

Peter: W00ps, i must have 4got 2 waer a condom that nite. Sozzlecopter! xoxo

Sozzlecopter by Daneeyul January 26, 2014

Sizzled Chicken Jung 

This is simply another name for scrambled eggs. Not to be confused with any of the sexual acts with the same name.

"What the hell is that all over your face?"
"Sizzled chicken jung."

Sizzled Chicken Jung by Moth Monster Man January 16, 2009

sozzlefest 

Occurs after an incident in which much socially unacceptable behaviour has occured. A sozzlefest takes place to apologise to the the general public. Flailing often occurs in conjunction with a sozzlefest.

Ms Nguyen: "What is Emily doing on the floor again?"
India: "Oh she just said something utterly ridiculous, hence the sozzlefest!"

sozzlefest by stargirloz May 13, 2009

Sozzleberries 

An incredibly sinscere declaration of absolute and unrivalled sorrow.

Steve: "I just found out that my dog died."

Paul: "...Sozzleberries!"

Clinton: "Oh, that was YOUR wife? Sozzleberries!"

Sozzleberries by Ham I am. November 4, 2011