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Alligator Souffle 

a real pimp way of saying everything is lovely.
How's things going for you, bruh. Can't complain...far as I can see everything is alligator souffle!

I'm not a trader, but if what you got is greater I'll trade
but maybe later cuz my waiter made potato -n- alligator souflee--I got it made. ~Special Ed

I guess I'm like the Black Marshall meets Jay
Meet Ye' alligator souffle, had it made
Special Ed got head from a girl in special ed
Ya know the pretty ones in that dumb class--
But she got that dumb ass ~kanye west
Alligator Souffle by The Amalamps September 20, 2010
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orphus souffle 

A savory treat when one individual puts his, her, or their fingers in every available anatomical opening but always ends with the fingers in the mouth. Usually the anus finishes off the last topping or ingredient in the soufflé. Best done on a hot, humid day. Also referred to as the "No Holes Barred."
Fred: Ted, why did you stick your fingers in your ears, then up your nostrils, and now they are both shoved up your sinkhole? Don't you know it's like 90 degrees with a heat index of 110?
Ted: That's exactly why I'm doing it...the hotter it is outside the better the consistency and taste of the orphus souffle.
orphus souffle by Moon Chan April 18, 2022

Order The Soufflé 

Being that one annoying fat guy who orders dessert when everyone else wants to leave.

Fingering a girl when she's on her period.

Dropping the soap in a prison shower.
Person 1: This dinner was great I'm stuffed.
Person 2: Yeah I have to go back to see the kids.
Person 3: Ah, I couldn't have another bite!
Person 4: YEAH, I'LL HAVE THE SOUFFLÉ
Waiter: That'll take 45 minutes.......
Person 4: THAT'S OK!

Person 1: Why are your fingers so red?
Person 2: I just ordered the soufflé!

Prisoner 1: Yo, why iz tra'quan walking so funny?
Prisoner 2: Nigga Order The Soufflé

Chestnut souffle 

When one jizzes into a sock, then shoves it in another's throat.

Often used as torture, or really, really kinky sex.
"Mr. Bond, if you don't talk, I'm going to have to give you a Chestnut souffle."

"Dude, that chick that I slept with last night was so weird. She asked me to give her a Chestnut souffle."
Chestnut souffle by Mister Rection September 25, 2009

soufflé 

Background: A soufflé is made from eggs, milk and other substances and the word "soufflé" originates from souffler french for blow up as it is shaped as a mushroom cloud. It is a popular dessert in England.

References: In the T.V. Seires Doctor Who the 11th and 12th Doctor's compainion, Clara Oswald, was nicknamed "Soufflé Girl" as she was always unsuccessfully attempting to make them. She would typicaly burn them or fail to make them rise. Her mother was excellent at making them and on several occasions Clara quotes her mother saying, "The Soufflé is not the Soufflé the Soufflé is the recipe."
In England and France Soufflés are a very popular and widely enjoyed dessert. Desser Soufflé Souffle
soufflé by Ronnoc527 August 14, 2015

Creampie Soufflé 

A creampie soufflé is only possible in the aftermath of a regular creampie, and is achieved (very rarely) when the recipient vagina queefs and is lucky or skilled enough to blow a cum-bubble full of her twat fumes.
Since my girlfriend is on birth control I gave her a nice creampie, and by the will of the gods, she was able to bake a creampie soufflé when she was queefing the cum out. I was so amazed I took out my phone to take a pic, but it burst just before I took it, causing my phone to be splattered with my own jizz.
Creampie Soufflé by THE COON August 28, 2012

Travail de Souffle

Blowjob litterally translated into french from the english version of blow-job.

Blow = Souffle
Job = Travail

Gives a dash of class in this brutal world :)
Man, we were having this beautiful love moment kissing and caressing and then all of a sudden she gave me the most awesome Travail de Souffle ever !!!
Travail de Souffle by Killskate March 13, 2011