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The Cum Sock 

The Cum Sock is the only place where you can store all of your unborn children.

Some benefits of using The Cum Sock is it stimulates an actual coochie if you do it right. As well as an easy clean up.

Some people have multiple of these socks.

You use The Cum Sock when you don’t want your special yogurt getting everywhere and on your hands.

You can then save your Cum Sock in a jar if you want to.

Disclaimer: Just don’t let anyone touch your Cum Sock or they will need therapy for life.
Yo bro, I just had the best nut ever the other day.

Oh really, how

I started using The Cum Sock

Wtf bro
The Cum Sock by TheGhostKing April 6, 2022

Cum Sock 

A sock you store your cum in WARNING: DON'T LET MOM FIND YOUR CUM SOCK KEEP IT HIDDEN UNDER YOUR BED VERY IMPORTANT EMPTY YOUR CUM IN THE SOCK EVERY 3-4 WEEKS IN YOUR CUM JAR
Guy1: I have a massive collection of Cum Socks
Guy2: WTF THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE
Guy1: Do you got a problem with me cumming in my socks???
Guy2: YES I DO I WILL FUCKING BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSE AND POP YOU WITH MY GLOCK
Guy1: Okay whatever nazi
Cum Sock by cumindog March 3, 2021

Cum sock 

Someone who is used by someone and then thrown away. (Usually consensual) This person could also be a pillow prince or pillow princess.
“He was such a cum sock! He asked if I wanted anymore or if I was just gonna throw him away”
Cum sock by M0SS2713 October 26, 2020

Cum Sock 

the one sock that is dedicated to receiving a mans cum because he is too lazy to use tissues. These can often go stiff and shatter.
bruh my cum sock is goin in the wash tonight

Fetid Russian Cum Sock 

Also known as the 45th President of the United States of America, Donald J. Trump.
Can you believe that Fetid Russian Cum Sock said he would commit felonies again to win the presidency?