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Mad snail hours 😡🐌 

Time of day between 11 pm - 3 am

Typically used on Instagram
It's mad snail hours 😡🐌 what y'all mad at?😡😡😡🐌🐌🐌
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snailpilled

To become snailpilled or to be snailpilled, you believe in "snail man". A creature seen by very few at night, commonly mistaken by others for a delusion, a hallucination, schizophrenia, etc. Snail man is an ephemeral that is both infinitely fast and infinitely slow.
He is tall and commonly seen as green, but many other colors have been sworn by. Speaking only right of snailman is detrimental to being snailpilled, as you will never sleep right again if you don't. The fear of him standing outside your house, a warehouse, a department store, he hides in plain sight, and you don't want to be on his bad side.

The folk who believe in snail man are then considered snailpilled, to have taken the "snailpill".
Snail man is real! I'm so snailpilled.
Yeah... she's snailpilled.
Since you left me.. I've been snailpilled..
Thank you Gezebelle for introducing me to the snailpill, now I'm snaillpilled for life.
snailpilled by fartsmella9000 April 22, 2021

snail mail 

Using the regular postal service as opposed to e-mail; suggesting that the service is as slow as a snail.

Mad Snail Hours

The time between 11pm-3am where mad snails get to say what they're mad about
Mad Snail Hours by Steezysdisciple September 21, 2017
The food that SpongeBob feeds to Gary. He once tasted it and gagged/retched/vomited very loudly.
SpongeBob: I've been feeding this to Gary for years and I don't even know what it tastes like. (Sticks his tongue in the can of Snailpo... and quickly pulls it out)

BLEAH!!!!!

BLEAH!!!!!

BLEAH!!!!!

Sound waves travel all the way to Snailpo World Headquaters.

Employee: What is it, Peterson?

Peterson: I don't know. I feel... a disturbance.
Snailpo by Master Tonberry March 5, 2005

snailgater 

A person driving behind you or in the next lane who speeds up to pass you, only to slow down to less than your speed when he does so.
I need to get out of this lane, but this fucking snailgater just sped up and blocked me in.
snailgater by SLLGs October 2, 2008