Street Slurping 

The opposite of road head. The act of getting your pussy licked while driving.

She received some nice street slurping while she was driving her boyfriend to school.

"Hey Wally, I'm feeling frisky"
"How bout I street slurp the fuck out of you"

Street Slurping by EHarps and Walldeezy March 12, 2014

snurring 

a feline action; snoring and purring at the same time

My cat was always snurring when she slept

snurring by JSweit8573 February 21, 2010

Slurping Oyster 

Vigorous cunnilingus performed on a female that results in copious vaginal lubrication. The sound of the tongue rubbing up against the genitalia resembles the sound made when consuming a raw oyster.

Chris: yo man did you hook up with her last night?
Trevert: fuck yeah, I was slurping oyster until she squirted all over my face.
Chris: word.

Slurping Oyster by BIGDICKNICK May 19, 2014

Slurping Turtle 

An extremely slow blowjob.

"That bitch gave me a slurping turtle last night, it took like an hour for me not to come."

Slurping Turtle by Das Kabong December 16, 2011

Slurrting 

The act of flirting while intoxicated, complete with slurred speech, thus making it ineffective on the target, and unlikely to lead to sex. The only exception is when your target is equally drunk.

Andrew thought he was spitting good game, but he was really just slurrting, so of course he got rejected.

She was so drunk she made out with some guy who started slurrting with her.

Slurrting by B. Dilla the Beat Killa January 24, 2010

Slurping yams 

When you give a blowjob but the man cannot get hard

"Hey, did you hear Carson slurped Shimmon's yams at the party the other night?"

"Yeah, she tried him twice too"

"Talk ably slurping yams"

Slurping yams by 4Nero June 6, 2014

Cock Slurping Dick Waffle 

"Cock Slurping Dick Waffle" Is the ultimate possible insult that can exist (if you believe otherwise you are wrong btw)

Invoking this insult causes the universe to split and reality to crack for a moment....just a moment...and completely pulverize whoever it is who was unfortunate enough to encounter someone who knew this ancient of absolute destruction

Tom: You know what? I've had enough..

Chad: oh yeah? whatchu gonna do about it, HUH?!

Tom: ..Chad...You...You're...

Chad: yeah? I'm a what?

Tom: You're a COCK SLURPING DICK WAFFLE

Chad: ......Is that i-

The ground suddenly cracks, Thunder covers the earth, Storms obliterate the homes of all, Civil defense sirens ring out, Pluto sling shots into Neptune, The asteroid belt disperses at devastating speeds obliterating the rest of the solar system,
The galaxy collapses in on itself the universe disappears and then SUDDENLY....silence....everything is back to normal.....as if nothing ever happened...everything is the same except for....Chad....Chad is no more, Chad has ceased to exist....It is over for Chad...

Cock Slurping Dick Waffle by mexgema July 24, 2018